Dad Jokes

Chula Vista · 03-13-2015, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore, I am.)

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Plankton · 07-16-2015, 09:54 AM

Here's a new "Science Based" one:

DwnWthVwls · 07-16-2015, 03:00 PM

What did the doctor say to the skydiver?

I'm afraid you have velocity. It's terminal.

**Frownland** · 07-16-2015, 03:05 PM

Did you guys hear that Anthony Fantano is a realtor?

His rates are really low.

**Frownland** · 07-26-2015, 01:02 PM

I've only ever eaten airline food when I was ridiculously high.

**Yac** · 07-27-2015, 08:59 AM

Plankton · 07-27-2015, 09:52 AM

**Frownland** · 07-27-2015, 01:05 PM

I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it.

Trollheart · 07-27-2015, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Acid trip?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it.

You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..

**Frownland** · 07-27-2015, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Acid trip?

You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..

Eye don't believe he did.

Should I click submit reply? I probably shouldn't click submit reply.

EDIT: I feel nothing but shame.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I've only ever eaten airline food when I was ridiculously high. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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