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Old 07-27-2015, 12:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Acid trip?
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I'm planning on telling a joke about the Odyssey. I bet nobody's going to get it.
You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..
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Old 07-27-2015, 12:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Acid trip?

You a Cyclops or something mate? I'm pretty sure Nobody left the island a long time ago..
Eye don't believe he did.

Should I click submit reply? I probably shouldn't click submit reply.

EDIT: I feel nothing but shame.
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Old 07-27-2015, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2015, 12:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was watching that programe,
One born every minute...

..I was disappointed as I was expecting 60!
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Old 08-04-2015, 07:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Carpe Modem... that is all.
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Old 08-04-2015, 07:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Carpe Modem... that is all.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-04-2015, 08:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How did you get hold of Frownland's latest single?

Seriously, I remember that: listening to the tones, hoping after the "woo-oo! wo-oo!" one you'd get the "KZZZZHHHHH" one that said you were connected, rather than just a long tone meaning you had to try again. And again. God bless broadband.
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Old 06-03-2016, 11:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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??? But... why?
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 06-03-2016, 10:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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