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12-01-2014, 11:30 AM | #101 (permalink) | ||
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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12-02-2014, 08:25 PM | #104 (permalink) |
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That's the right answer, you just asked the wrong question.
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12-02-2014, 08:41 PM | #105 (permalink) | ||
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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03-13-2015, 05:46 PM | #106 (permalink) |
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
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03-13-2015, 05:59 PM | #107 (permalink) | |||
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I don't think I am." POOF! The horse disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore, I am.) But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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03-13-2015, 09:31 PM | #110 (permalink) | |
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Seriously man, are you on drugs? Can I have some?
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