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Old 07-01-2014, 06:07 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2014, 02:21 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Zombie infestation...



...still got time for Dad jokes.
Lmao those are my fave



but also

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Old 07-15-2014, 12:47 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2014, 11:09 PM   #94 (permalink)
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So dogs sniff each other's asses to get a whiff of the other dog's personality. No wonder they get in so many fights, they take a sniff and think "this guy's an asshole!"
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Old 10-13-2014, 01:35 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 10-13-2014, 01:42 PM   #96 (permalink)
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idk if its a dad joke but my homeboy is a master at puns SUCH AS

"y'all heard about when Beethoven rented out an animal costume? it was a furry lease."
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 10-13-2014, 09:36 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Lol Surell.. I like that one a lot, haha.
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Old 10-20-2014, 07:47 PM   #98 (permalink)
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If there were no women on Earth that'd be a pain in the ass.
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Old 12-01-2014, 11:16 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
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Old 12-01-2014, 11:23 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.
Because you can change your answer with the eraser. Hilarious.
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