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Paul Smeenus 07-01-2014 05:07 PM


Sansa Stark 07-14-2014 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1465483)
Zombie infestation...

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/...53842776_n.jpg

...still got time for Dad jokes.

Lmao those are my fave

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...86122056-4.jpg

but also

Nice One Dad

DwnWthVwls 07-14-2014 11:47 PM

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/23...e38ae1dc59.jpg

Frownland 10-12-2014 10:09 PM

So dogs sniff each other's asses to get a whiff of the other dog's personality. No wonder they get in so many fights, they take a sniff and think "this guy's an asshole!"

Surell 10-13-2014 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1464653)
My parents have back to back chiropractor appointments today.

:)

Surell 10-13-2014 12:42 PM

idk if its a dad joke but my homeboy is a master at puns SUCH AS

"y'all heard about when Beethoven rented out an animal costume? it was a furry lease."

DwnWthVwls 10-13-2014 08:36 PM

Lol Surell.. I like that one a lot, haha.

Frownland 10-20-2014 06:47 PM

If there were no women on Earth that'd be a pain in the ass.

Trollheart 12-01-2014 10:16 AM

Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.

Frownland 12-01-2014 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1516394)
Why do pencils always make such great debaters? Huh? Huh? Answer later.

Because you can change your answer with the eraser. Hilarious.


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