how eould u win the the hunger games???

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 03-18-2014, 04:27 PM

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

FRED HALE SR. · 03-18-2014, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

What are you gonna drink genius, your own poop water?

Isbjørn · 03-18-2014, 04:40 PM

The water he's already collected using rocks and wood. Still, I don't get how he would do that.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 03-18-2014, 04:41 PM

Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others

Isbjørn · 03-18-2014, 04:43 PM

What if you get the clock arena from the second book? Oh, spoilers, guys

FRED HALE SR. · 03-18-2014, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others

Sounds practical.

The Batlord · 03-18-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

I think you may have just peaked.

Moss · 03-19-2014, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

Taxman · 03-19-2014, 12:35 AM

Butthead, I don't know if anyone has told you that before....but you are a friggin' genius.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-19-2014, 12:38 AM

Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long.

03-18-2014, 04:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	how eould u win the the hunger games??? I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

03-18-2014, 04:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	The water he's already collected using rocks and wood. Still, I don't get how he would do that. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

03-18-2014, 04:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	What if you get the clock arena from the second book? Oh, spoilers, guys __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

03-19-2014, 12:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Taxman watching the wheels Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Finland Posts: 470	Butthead, I don't know if anyone has told you that before....but you are a friggin' genius. __________________ ...

03-19-2014, 12:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

03-18-2014, 04:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	Its easy id have a pool of water then downstream from it I would release the fury of my bowels and the bacteria would poison others