how eould u win the the hunger games???

ThePhanastasio · 03-19-2014, 12:51 AM

I'd Haymitch that bitch and find the edge of the arena.

Also, Butthead, you're forgetting the sponsors. Surely some other competitors would have them, and get clean drinking water. Then they'd come bow and arrow your ass.

Isbjørn · 03-19-2014, 01:39 AM

Maybe he'll poop in the sponsor water

Neapolitan · 03-19-2014, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

I would hide as upstream as possible. Id create a reservoir of water using rocks n wood. Before the games id feast on taco bell n tequila n cofee. I would begin takin dumps in the water. Id also throw dead animals, poison berries, etc on the stream with dumps every hour. My hope would be to poison the water supply n preserve energy by napping under leaves. My motovation would be too strong and id outlast the competition.

How would you know that the competition didn't know what you were up to and they dumped buckets full of piranhas upstream? Let me tell you... you'll be schooled real fast.
You'll need plan B quick.

Engine · 03-19-2014, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Bloody hell butthead, your spelling. Oh well, based on that post you won't live long.

To be fair, he didn't misspell anything. He used n for and, and disobeyed some minor punctuation and capitalization rules. Obviously not because he doesn't know better.

How I'd win: I wouldn't team up with anybody, I'd put on a show for the cameras so that sponsors would keep me afloat with drops of necessary items, and I'd pick off each other contestant slowly and stealthily, completely avoiding hand to hand combat with those to whom I would lose.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 03-19-2014, 09:07 AM

Hmm forgot sponsors could give fresh water... I would need a way to appeal to sponsors

I could also form a perimeter of sharpened sticks or rocks but dip the sharp tips in a pile of poo that had baked in the sun. The infection from bacteria would hinder walkin from opponents

.if I was in the clock thing id need advice

Isbjørn · 03-19-2014, 09:10 AM

Sh*t inside all the trees

The Batlord · 03-19-2014, 01:37 PM

I'd become one with the wasps.

Plankton · 03-19-2014, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'd become one with the wasps.

Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.

The Batlord · 03-19-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Blackie Lawless might let you hit the cowbell for a measure or two.

And I'd **** Jennifer Lawrence like a beast as well.

**Janszoon** · 03-19-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

To be fair, he didn't misspell anything.

So "eould" is a real word?

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~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	Hmm forgot sponsors could give fresh water... I would need a way to appeal to sponsors I could also form a perimeter of sharpened sticks or rocks but dip the sharp tips in a pile of poo that had baked in the sun. The infection from bacteria would hinder walkin from opponents .if I was in the clock thing id need advice