winter - women w/ hairy legs, high heat bills, icy roads, frozen water pipes, shriveled balls


summer - loungin big dikc style, women in bikinis, beaches, sippin lemonade in the shade, outdoor concerts, baseball, swimmin, short shorts, etc


not even close

Yeah I wish women covered up and didn't shave their legs in the summer too.

If we're talking chromosomes I definitely prefer x to y.

You are slowly becoming one of the funniest members here haha. Keep up the good work, chief.

I am sad that winter is almost over. I am really going to miss it and will be bitching all summer over the heat. I hate sweating so much and stay indoors as much as possible with AC. I feel much more comfortable walking out in the cold, snow and even rainy days.

Same here. No matter how much deodorant I put on it always gets overpowered by a deluge of sweat on a hot summer day. And it gets humid as all **** here in Virginia so the sweat never evaporates.

I'm totally an Autumn guy so I would go for another letter of the alphabet, it's just so pretty!

I like the winter a lot better because the heat makes me turn beet red and sweaty. In the winter I can just pile on clothes when I'm cold, plus when my body stiffens up in response to the weather I don't have to work out as much. In the summer I can only undress so far at my local playground.

Have you started making more jokes or have I just been somehow missing how hilarious you are?

He's always been funny. You've been missing out.