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Old 03-26-2014, 02:04 PM   #151 (permalink)
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I'll take the polar bear because when it's full grown I'll have the best side kick in town, not to mention the transportation capabilities. Also, when an overzealous environmentalist asks me if I care about the polar bears why do you if you're using a styrofoam cup, I can say bitch I own a polar bear, look at these pictures. It wouldn't even cost more to feed it. What does it take to feed a husky for a week? Pounds upon pounds of kibbles and bits. What does it take to feed a polar bear for a week? 21 Cokes. Plus huskies are too hyper for their own good.

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Could a Husky have pulled this off? I don't think so...


I do not understand what is happening in this picture. Is that from a video? I'm intrigued, where can I find it?
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Old 03-26-2014, 04:30 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I do not understand what is happening in this picture. Is that from a video? I'm intrigued, where can I find it?
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:26 PM   #153 (permalink)
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To be honest I think the polar bear is also failing at whatever the **** that is.
The husky would fearfully curl up in fetal position before slipping off the ice and into the water, leaving a long skid mark. The polar bear just stands there, looking all cool, without even giving two craps about the fox that's dancing some sort of Wiccan ritual dance right next to him.
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Old 03-27-2014, 07:36 PM   #154 (permalink)
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The husky would fearfully curl up in fetal position before slipping off the ice and into the water, leaving a long skid mark. The polar bear just stands there, looking all cool, without even giving two craps about the fox that's dancing some sort of Wiccan ritual dance right next to him.
Nah, young 'un. He's pissed that the bear is standing on top of what is a Fox's Glacier Mint. The running theme was always "should be a fox. I'm a fox!" So like Wile E Coyote he tried many things to unseat the bear. In this clip he's skating around, cutting a hole in the ice so that the bear will drop through. Anyone who's watched even one RR cartoon knows what is going to happen....
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Old 03-27-2014, 07:55 PM   #155 (permalink)
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I'll take the husky. I shudder to think how much money it would take to feed a full grown polar bear, or actually finding someone to watch it when I go to work. After so long, it would almost certainly have mauled every would-be pet-sitter in town, and then where would I be?
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Old 03-27-2014, 10:03 PM   #156 (permalink)
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I'll take the husky. I shudder to think how much money it would take to feed a full grown polar bear, or actually finding someone to watch it when I go to work. After so long, it would almost certainly have mauled every would-be pet-sitter in town, and then where would I be?

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Old 03-27-2014, 10:10 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Not related to this obviously, but I was staying at a friend's house a while back helping him move, and I tend to take long showers. Apparently my friend's mother was talking to him one day and said, "I think I know why he takes so long in the shower. He's making water babies."


That's hilarious. I might try making some tomorrow. If I put the shower hose up towards my vagina will that get me pregnant?
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Old 03-28-2014, 07:24 AM   #158 (permalink)
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That's hilarious. I might try making some tomorrow. If I put the shower hose up towards my vagina will that get me pregnant?
No, but it will make the shower hose's day!
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Old 04-09-2014, 07:39 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Well that was really stupid Frownland.
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