^ I thought it but I didn't post it. I've probably exceeded my Python reference allotment for the month/year/decade/century/millennium.

Next to lake Michigan.

In frigid, flat, landlocked Illinois, near Plankton.

I'm definitely a beach person. Parks are boring. I'm a water baby and go crazy in the waves.

Don't tell me you were the Coppertone Water Babies model!

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/site...6604/brand.gif

Yip that's me, expect I don't enjoy bestiality! ;)

:laughing:

Not related to this obviously, but I was staying at a friend's house a while back helping him move, and I tend to take long showers. Apparently my friend's mother was talking to him one day and said, "I think I know why he takes so long in the shower. He's making water babies."

When


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She seriously said that? Wow, that's hilarious/horrifying/why?

Wasn't there but he told me about it later. If I had been there it would have been awkward, but since I wasn't it was hilarious. She had some real gems. I actually stayed over their house for Christmas one time and we were all sitting around the tree while my friend was opening presents and some how, some way we got onto the topic of gay guys and STDs. She's a nurse so she told us about how she had to wear a mask while burning away the cauliflower sized warts on "those faggots'" asses. Now that was awkward.