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Old 02-07-2014, 11:10 PM   #51 (permalink)
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BTW. The Joker gets all the press, but Poison Ivy has always been my #2. Aside from being a fox she's one of the only female super villains who was never a love interest. She's as crazy and ruthless as any of the men, and she brings the sci fi/horror to boot.
I swore I posted a response to this earlier. Maybe it didn't go through and now Roxy beat me to it but she was a love interest to Harley Quinn actually.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:12 PM   #52 (permalink)
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i swore i posted a response to this earlier. Maybe it didn't go through and now roxy beat me to it but she was a love interest to harley quinn actually.
hott!!
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:12 PM   #53 (permalink)
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superman wears more hair gel, batman is more badass. superman is the guy who goes to country clubs and wears light blue clothin for leisure
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:13 PM   #54 (permalink)
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how does superman afford to go to country clubs on a news reporter's salary?

I think you are mixing him up with Bruce Wayne the muckity muck that goes to country clubs and plays golf.
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:15 PM   #55 (permalink)
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superman wears more hair gel, batman is more badass. superman is the guy who goes to country clubs and wears light blue clothin for leisure
you wear it for work on the chain gang duh..
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:19 PM   #56 (permalink)
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how does superman afford to go to country clubs on a news reporter's salary?

I think you are mixing him up with Bruce Wayne the muckity muck that goes to country clubs and plays golf.
Ha! You can't honestly tell me that he doesn't rip the back of an atm if the situation calls for it...really in your heart of hearts... keep waiting for the savior and steller human being that won't come...we all have a dark side, we all have skeletons... and we all given that amount of power, would most likely abuse it at one point or another through life, no matter how many times you took ethics class... because one can compartmentalize, and rationalize, out of necessity and dire circumstance thus making the situational ethics optional...

STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!
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Old 02-07-2014, 11:53 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Ha! You can't honestly tell me that he doesn't rip the back of an atm if the situation calls for it...really in your heart of hearts... keep waiting for the savior and steller human being that won't come...we all have a dark side, we all have skeletons... and we all given that amount of power, would most likely abuse it at one point or another through life, no matter how many times you took ethics class... because one can compartmentalize, and rationalize, out of necessity and dire circumstance thus making the situational ethics optional...

STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!
you forget that he isn't a flawed human being though, he's an alien from another planet. So he wouldn't abuse his powers.

Not everyone is as damaged as you want them to be.
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Old 02-08-2014, 12:08 AM   #58 (permalink)
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you forget that he isn't a flawed human being though, he's an alien from another planet. So he wouldn't abuse his powers.

Not everyone is as damaged as you want them to be.
To be human is to be frail, to be strong is to endure, to endure is to be living, my friend, every soul is put through trials and tribulations... Some indeed do deal with it better then others, but to say that I want someone to be damaged is preposterous, what I want, is to learn from my damages, and help others learn from theirs as well.. And to turn a blind eye to the things that shape us as human beings, is denial in one form or another, just as our happiest of moments shape our connections with others so do our damages, and I do not understand how people can go through life and not see their own flaws, it takes a brave person to look in the mirror, but braver still to fight, the things that haunt and hurt them...

Just because he was born on Krypton doesn't mean he wasn't raised as one of us... So all our inherently flawed character make up was passed on to him just by being raised by humans, whether it is conscious or subconscious... It's a heredity vs environment argument, all of it's own...
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Old 02-08-2014, 12:16 AM   #59 (permalink)
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To be human is to be frail, to be strong is to endure, to endure is to be living, my friend, every soul is put through trials and tribulations... Some indeed do deal with it better then others, but to say that I want someone to be damaged is preposterous, what I want, is to learn from my damages, and help others learn from theirs as well.. And to turn a blind eye to the things that shape us as human beings, is denial in one form or another, just as our happiest of moments shape our connections with others so do our damages, and I do not understand how people can go through life and not see their own flaws, it takes a brave person to look in the mirror, but braver still to fight, the things that haunt and hurt them...

Just because he was born on Krypton doesn't mean he wasn't raised as one of us... So all our inherently flawed character make up was passed on to him just by being raised by humans, whether it is conscious or subconscious... It's a heredity vs environment argument, all of it's own...
If you want to go with the the whole raised argument. Then look at his parents and how he was raised. He was raised by two parents that have a strong moral code that they passed onto him and helped him to understand not to abuse his powers for weakness of the flesh/pleasure.

That's why he has the rep of being a goody two shoes, boy scout. He even pissed Wonder Woman off in the Justice League because of how strongly he sticks to his moral code when she decided to do certain actions that weren't on the up and up.
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Batman, because he has a krytonite ring in his belt, so ofc he would win.
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