Saving MB Members You Think Deserves To Survive
 

So you're on a ship and its sinking. There is one life boat and it only fits 4 people, including you. Who in MB would you save?

Me, myself, I and my ass

Oh hell, this could get ugly...

Whichever women will have sex with me. Duh.

Haha, someone will get butthurt today

And it will be Batlord.

Will you really save your ass when you will fart? You may suffocate.

:laughing:

I'll stick it in the water & get some propulsion for the lifeboat.

Roxy...... could be guilted or convinced into intercourse with me to save humanity from dyin out. 1/4th black babies will look similar to bruno mars or Leona lewis or derek jeter thus populatin earth with attractive ppl for centuries. Also they will have 3/4th white priv but also may be good at hoops and have some glory

Circe - backup option for savin humanity

Smeenus - poses no threat to my plans n also has a nice mustache plus if he ciuld harness his anger it could be useful vs somali pirates plus would be first choice for cannibal tribes which woyld buy me more time to escape in the event of capture

Everyone that matters. Which is only like 2 people.

Omg!

His head might blind the cannibals, too

You should use a dildio as a pumping device.

:laughing:

*crosses fingers about being saved by BD*

That's the idea. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

The other person knows who they are.

Gee, thanks! :o:

I need the other three seats for my valuable possessions.

sopsych, wendycal, bandteacher

What? Someone has to save them.

:thumb:
boo boo, coreyallen2, Mirrorball95, basically everyone who ever annoyed anyone else on here. They can save themselves!

I can't do this...this is really to damn hard for me...

Taxman - one of my best friends on the forum.

Trollheart - dude's contributed so much to the forum, especially in the journal section.

Roxy - always friendly and plugs a lot.

:love:

Thanks Briks! I'm such a nice guy I'd give my seat up to one of the ladies...

Likely: Junkyard Donner (cos it would really confuse the hell out of her if the guy she hates gave up his life for her!), BD (because I know Jess wouldn't go without her) and tba when I get some sleep.

Definite: Oh you know... Starts with a V, ends in a Nilla.... :shycouch:

Glug! Glug! I can't swim you know! Ah, tis a watery grave for Trollheart! Never more to see Dublin's green --- oh, suddenly I feel so much better about dying! Tis a far far better thing I do now than I ever did before, a far better place I go to and far better music I ever listened to than anyone else. Perhaps they will build a statue in my honour. :rolleyes:

Oh, and Glug!!!!

I really don't know where you got the idea that I hate you. Either way, keep your seat, I'm an aquatic survivalist.

so my options are

A: save some of you and have our lifeboat be full

or

B: save none of you and be able to lounge on my lifeboat until i either get to land or die

tough one

step one; eat the gillyweed i've been keeping in my pocket.

step two; puncture the rowboat with the 4 MB members assholish enough to get on it

step three; swim to safety

yall some cold motha****as....

Is anyone thinking about this genetically or romantically?

You won't share the gillyweed? Fuck that shit.

Like if we had to reproduce who would it be done with?

I just want my babies to be beautiful.

Does anyone know if Batlord has a vagina?

I am. Removing musicbanterers from the gene pool is a very romantic thought indeed.

I'm sure he has one in a jar somewhere for ya.

I don't know but he will suck your dick.

the real question is what are you gonna do when you all find out i poisoned the punchbowl on the boat before it started sinking. half viagra half cyanide potassium; enjoy suckers.

What happens to women when they take viagra?

Are woman erect?

I would totally chug that koolaid

What if someone poisons your gillyweed first?

What if he's just a vagina?

It's not cold in here? No? ooo...oh ok....

but why would they do that to me!!!