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Old 02-05-2014, 09:37 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Don't worry. Your man tits double as flotation devices.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:09 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Don't worry. Your man tits double as flotation devices.
Yours double as life rafts.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:14 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Yours double as life rafts.
Hey, mine are high A's at most.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:30 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Why the f*ck are we all on the same boat?
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:34 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Why the f*ck are we all on the same boat?
It's an ironic thing. We're all making fun of Styx's "Come Sail Away" even though we secretly love it.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:36 AM   #76 (permalink)
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It's an ironic thing. We're all making fun of Styx's "Come Sail Away" even though we secretly love it.
You're in no position to display our secrets to un-secretively.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:37 AM   #77 (permalink)
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It's an ironic thing. We're all making fun of Styx's "Come Sail Away" even though we secretly love it.
Not a chance. Tommy Shaw would be the first person going headfirst into an iceberg.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:45 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Not a chance. Tommy Shaw would be the first person going headfirst into an iceberg.
You can lie all you want, but you know you've sung along to "Mr. Roboto" at least once in your life.
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You can lie all you want, but you know you've sung along to "Mr. Roboto" at least once in your life.
Not even once. I punched my sister in the lip as a kid because she did exactly that. Never hit a girl unless she is singing Mr Roboto.
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Old 02-05-2014, 10:59 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Not even once. I punched my sister in the lip as a kid because she did exactly that. Never hit a girl unless she is singing Mr Roboto.
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for doing the jobs that nobody wants to! And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto for helping me escape just when I needed to! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I want to thank you! Please, thank you, oh!
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