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FRED HALE SR. 02-06-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1414043)
That sucks...^^^ because I would have picked you up... I would have..yes indeed... enjoy your flight ****er...

No you said you would pick up other people. Can't trust a racist. :shycouch:

The Batlord 02-06-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1414038)
well nobody is in my boat, because this is too hard for me... but if the boat I was put in sinks, I was asking what you would be doing after I made it to shore... by my devices, or by someone else's...but never mind... your comment about reality and internet, no longer has me all hot and bothered...MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!

Why would I be doing anything? I'd be dead. If by "What would you be doing?" you mean, "What kind of bottom feeding sea creature would be feasting upon your bloated corpse?", then I'd have to say crabs.

anticipation 02-06-2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414040)
I always fly. Have a great death guys.

pass the peanuts and warm ginger ale buddy.

RoxyRollah 02-06-2014 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1414045)
Why would I be doing anything? I'd be dead. If by "What would you be doing?" you mean, "What kind of bottom feeding sea creature would be feasting upon your bloated corpse?", then I'd have to say crabs.

I hate you... but it hurts so good...

http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/...1Z-015-011.jpg no you can't Fred...she definitely doesn't look trust worthy...

The Batlord 02-06-2014 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1414048)
I hate you... but it hurts so good...

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

RoxyRollah 02-06-2014 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1414052)
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

You wouldn't be in this godammn predickament now would you?

Burning Down 02-06-2014 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414040)
I always fly. Have a great death guys.

What if I invited you into my boat?

FRED HALE SR. 02-06-2014 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1414059)
What if I invited you into my boat?

Only if Dan gets left behind. :rofl:

Burning Down 02-06-2014 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414060)
Only if Dan gets left behind. :rofl:

No no no no, it would be him, you, and Vanilla.

The Batlord 02-06-2014 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1414059)
What if I invited you into my boat?


http://cluexfour.files.wordpress.com...-sidekick1.jpg

RoxyRollah 02-06-2014 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1414063)


like you understand code!

The Batlord 02-06-2014 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1414064)
like you understand code?

I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. You see the crabs have gotten into my brain and I'm having trouble forming coherent thoughts.

RoxyRollah 02-06-2014 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1414065)
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. You see the crabs have gotten into my brain and I'm having trouble forming coherent thoughts.


I hate you... but it hurts so good...

Burning Down 02-06-2014 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1414063)

You decide.

Trollheart 02-06-2014 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414040)
I always fly. Have a great death guys.

You're statistically safer in a boat on the sea than in a plane, Fred my man!
:D

Paul Smeenus 02-06-2014 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1414113)
You're statistically safer in a boat on the sea than in a plane,

Said the iceberg

Scarlett O'Hara 02-06-2014 06:43 PM

Someone make a baby with me. Anyone except trollheart.

This has made me laugh so much!

Paul Smeenus 02-06-2014 06:52 PM

Ok but I expect sandwiches

butthead aka 216 02-06-2014 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1414146)
Someone make a baby with me. Anyone except trollheart.

This has made me laugh so much!

I will create a penis mold filled with trollhearts sperm then have sex with you and while distractin you insert the penis mold thus impregnatin u. Lil trollhearts will swim to fertilize ur egg which will one day yield a fat chested woman with hershey kiss nips who tells dad jokes and likes prog

Scarlett O'Hara 02-06-2014 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1414148)
Ok but I expect sandwiches

That's fine, but you'll be cleaning the toilet.

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1414149)
I will create a penis mold filled with trollhearts sperm then have sex with you and while distractin you insert the penis mold thus impregnatin u. Lil trollhearts will swim to fertilize ur egg which will one day yield a fat chested woman with hershey kiss nips who tells dad jokes and likes prog

I don't even know.

Trollheart 02-06-2014 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1414146)
Someone make a baby with me. Anyone except trollheart.

This has made me laugh so much!

Wow... that has just made me feel... well, what's the point in going on? Really... :(

WWWP 02-06-2014 07:42 PM

wow

Janszoon 02-06-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1414156)
Wow... that has just made me feel... well, what's the point in going on? Really... :(

I'll make a baby with you Trollheart.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-06-2014 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1414156)
Wow... that has just made me feel... well, what's the point in going on? Really... :(

I'm joking hun. People tend to expect notice your appreciation of me. I still care about you. :love:

Scarlett O'Hara 02-06-2014 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1414162)
I'll make a baby with you Trollheart.

I would love to see your baby. I can't even remember if I've seen what you look like?

14232949 02-06-2014 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1414156)
Wow... that has just made me feel... well, what's the point in going on? Really... :(

Obituary:

Local Westlife fanatic found hanging from extension chord.
Cause of Death - Death through misadventure

Burning Down 02-06-2014 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1414146)
Someone make a baby with me. Anyone except trollheart.

This has made me laugh so much!

Make one with Manky.

RoxyRollah 02-06-2014 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1413279)
Is anyone thinking about this genetically or romantically?


Criteria:
Great musical taste... a must, because if the world is ending only the musically strong should survive...

Personality a must, I can always shut my eyes, and pray for it to end...

Sense of humor a major must... I must have giggles...

Good Genes let's face it, do we really want to make less then steller looking offspring?

Yeah that's how that plays out for me... sooo...if the need to repopulate happens..feel free to pm me if you meet the criteria

Paul Smeenus 02-06-2014 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1414174)
Make one with Manky.


Manky already made one with me

Trollheart 02-07-2014 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1414166)
Obituary:

Local Westlife fanatic found hanging from extension chord.
Cause of Death - Death through misadventure

You think I'd hang myself with an extension cord when I could force myself to listen to Westlife's discography over and .... oh wait. yeah. You're right. Much less painful. Now where is that cord?

Truthfully, if I was going to do myself in the last thing I'd do is hang myself. What a painful way to die and if you don't do it right it could be god knows how long and you might not even die. Urgh! No poison either and definitely not cutting my own throat. I'm serious! People do this! You don't know the kind of magazines my sister makes me read for her!

All right then, to completely hijack the thread and bring some rain into this sunny day: if you were to kill yourself, how would ya do it? What would be the least painful and you can't choose die in your sleep...

RoxyRollah 02-07-2014 07:20 AM

^ Booooooooooo! Keep the dreary **** in your own thread..... This is where beautiful babies are made.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...o/tom-jess.jpg



Don't ruin the mood......

zombie kid 02-07-2014 07:42 AM

Is it just me, or do all those babies have the same eyes?

The Batlord 02-07-2014 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1414149)
I will create a penis mold filled with trollhearts sperm then have sex with you and while distractin you insert the penis mold thus impregnatin u. Lil trollhearts will swim to fertilize ur egg which will one day yield a fat chested woman with hershey kiss nips who tells dad jokes and likes prog

:laughing:

RoxyRollah 02-07-2014 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1414244)
Is it just me, or do all those babies have the same eyes?

Some have green and others brown...those seem to be the standard colors...

Goofle 02-08-2014 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1414242)
^ Booooooooooo! Keep the dreary **** in your own thread..... This is where beautiful babies are made.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...o/tom-jess.jpg



Don't ruin the mood......

Ohh baby baby, ohh baby baby.

Silenzio 02-08-2014 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1414492)
Ohh baby baby, ohh baby baby.

Why did this remind me so badly on that horrible song?!



Coming back to the topic... I'd take Neapolitan, Briks and RoxyRollah with me on board.
Since I'm quite new to MusicBanter I don't know all the other members soo...
Anyway, I know those 3 have a great taste in music, based on their songs on plug.dj :D
- and a nice personality in my opinion as well!

RoxyRollah 02-08-2014 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1414492)
Ohh baby baby, ohh baby baby.

Let's get this party started........all this jelly and no toast baby ;)



Aww Silenzo, thank you sweetheart... I would carry you on my back if need be....

Goofle 02-08-2014 12:00 PM


RoxyRollah 02-08-2014 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1414554)

I left it on your wall already...wtf...

Trollheart 02-08-2014 12:25 PM



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