Originally Posted by Mojo (Post 1413117)

I need the other three seats for my valuable possessions.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413284)

Does anyone know if Batlord has a vagina?

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413284)

Does anyone know if Batlord has a vagina?

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1413391)

...and wtf is Gillyweed? Did Bob Denver do some growing last summer?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413393)

It's a Harry Potter reference. Gillyweed lets you breathe underwater when you put it in your mouth. Try to keep up, old man.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1413397)

****ing Harry Potter...

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413393)

It's a Harry Potter reference. Gillyweed lets you breathe underwater when you put it in your mouth. Try to keep up, old man.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413419)

I never knew you were pro-pedophile.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1413352)

This right here.

Instead of valuable possessions it would be resources that I can use later on to keep my alive.


Every man woman and child for themselves.

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1413463)

have fun never havin sex and reproducin to save the planet, you had a chance to save humanity and u passed on it

bet u would have some fish suck your dikc or somethin you sikc fukc

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1413464)

I saved the planet from man kind.


The human population doesn't need saving. It's been ****ing up the planet for ages.

Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1413469)

Yet you can't wrap your head around my views on antinatalism?

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1413503)

If everyone on MB died apart from me I could reign as the Sheriff of an online ghost town.
I'd win every category at each years awards and new members would treat me as a Kim Jon Il type figure.
I'd attain God like status.


I think I could live with that.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413505)

I would save Steph, Roxy and DJ Cham.

I feel we would combine to make great babies.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413505)

I would save Steph, Roxy and DJ Cham.

I feel we would combine to make great babies.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413505)

I would save Steph, Roxy and DJ Cham.

I feel we would combine to make great babies.

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1413519)

Looks like I better get good at treading water

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1413539)

pfffffffffffffffffffft

y'all can go ****er yerselves.

im in on deej's plan, cept ima be loadin up my boat with porn and canned foods and rum. mostly rum.

Originally Posted by Goofle11 (Post 1413505)

I would save Steph, Roxy and DJ Cham.

I feel we would combine to make great babies.

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1413519)

Looks like I better get good at treading water

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1413588)

No.... I thought I was using you as a life raft..... Seriously....

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1413511)

Hmm. The RoxyStephGoof Chameleon, eh?

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1413519)

Looks like I better get good at treading water

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413654)

Don't worry. Your man tits double as flotation devices.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1413670)

Yours double as life rafts.

Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1413687)

Why the f*ck are we all on the same boat?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413693)

It's an ironic thing. We're all making fun of Styx's "Come Sail Away" even though we secretly love it.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413693)

It's an ironic thing. We're all making fun of Styx's "Come Sail Away" even though we secretly love it.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413697)

Not a chance. Tommy Shaw would be the first person going headfirst into an iceberg.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1413702)

You can lie all you want, but you know you've sung along to "Mr. Roboto" at least once in your life.

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1413706)

Not even once. I punched my sister in the lip as a kid because she did exactly that. Never hit a girl unless she is singing Mr Roboto.