Urban Hat€monger ?

Couldn't help myself

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Gujarati
French
Bosnian
Lao
Turkish
Norwegian
Hindi
Portuguese
Finnish
Urdu
Maori
English

"You think this is all fiction?
Junk Trunk Line? all
Get me drunk, went to the
I think the house.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, little (Czech) love

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Frownland

Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence

Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

Yiddish->German->Somali->Lao->Icelandic->Haitian Creole->Hindi->Hmong->English

We talk to you
Because these things slowly, creeping things, a vision
I sleep, out in the contract,
And the vision that has planted in my brain
However, it also
The sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked in line
Cobbled,
"Information about the Halo
I cold wetness on my collar
I wrote and published a flash of light night
Touched the sound of silence.

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Isbjørn

That's... creepy

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Trollheart

Something about taking their firstborn and throttling the life out of ... oh wait. Was that a dream? Where am I anyway? Who are all you people? And why am I not wearing any clothes???

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Lisnaholic

I thought I´d try with one of Syd Barrett´s most cryptic verses:-

Bam, spastic, tactile engine
heaving, crackle, slinky, dormy, roofy, wham
I'll have them, fried bloke
broken jardy, cardy, smoocho, moocho, paki, pufftle
sploshette moxy, very smelly,
cable, gable, splintra, channel
top the seam he's taken off

This passage is so bizarre that I hoped translating to English would make some changes, though surprisingly not; all the words were accepted as being English.

After running it through Cebuano, Italian and Latin, it came back to English as:-

Bam, spastic, whole body except as mahikap Makino
mobanlas healthy body only as SA, crackle, slinky, dormy, roofy, wham
Ko Sila, fritto Titii
Jardy his Cardy, smoocho, mooch, Paki, pufftle
sploshette moxy, whole body except as baho kaayo,
Hole, eardrum, splintra, deals
ibabaw ako siya confronted tinahian gikuha

( I noticed in passing that "Bam" is an extraordinarily resilient, international word - something worth remembering next time you visit a foreign country. )

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Psy-Fi

The Beatles - "I Am The Walrus"

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

English>Hausa>Kannada>Mongolian>Afrikaans>Chinese (simplified)>Galician>English

Zeaxanthin and eye protection cream launched
Gossip Crabalocker missionary porn
If you have a son, daughter, moth, you get your panties
I am the egg head, are Eggman
I saw the horse, cuckoo, pillows joob AM

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The Batlord

I don't think it really matters which one was translated.

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Psy-Fi

Tried another one, using Pink Floyd lyrics this time...

Pink Floyd - "Welcome to the Machine"

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
provided with toys and Scouting for Boys.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.

English>Hausa>Kannada>Mongolian>Afrikaans>Chinese (simplified)>Galician>English

Welcome my son, welcome to the device.
Where is it? Yes, we know where you are.
If you fill it, may not be water pipes
Providing sports and recognition child.
It has a guitar to punish him
If you do not like going to school, and you know it
Welcome to the machine around.
Welcome my son, welcome to the device.
What is your dream? Yes, the dream says.
Dreams of a big star, he played a guitar
He always ate a steak bar. He loves leopard there.
Welcome to the machine around.

And using a different combination; English>Hindi>Hmong>Latin>Russian>Chinese (simplified)>English

This is my favorite holiday.
Where are you? We know where you get it right.
He met the pipeline;
Because he guessed boy toys.
Guitar redemption penalties horse,
If they do not like school that fool
It was a joyous celebration.
This is my favorite holiday.
Are you dreaming? Why do I say this is a dream.
A great star dream, there was a mean guitar
Plastic bags and he ate bread always. He loved his agent for Jaguar.
It was a joyous celebration.

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Neapolitan

English > German > Japanese > Vietnamese > Polish > Hungarian > English

«Friday
On Saturday, he was sorry, that I
Sunday comes, and once again destroyed.
It was a joke
Not every thing
We all enjoyed the weekend shift

Have been trapped in the war zone.
But just walk from Bedford sports equipment
I got the bike.
If you are not me
Page of life
He said that to prove that it's just my crazy

You may be right.
I have an obsession.
But it may look crazy
The lights
Don't try to save me.
I know that everything can be bad.
But maybe you need to

Please note that I have found.
The President of the Laughing,
he said, dirty jokes
They are the only men's
He said: "I am losing my"
So for the moment you can enjoy insanity

Keep in mind, those who have tried all year round.
You're lucky enough to find someone
I am very angry, and you will be
It's really crazy, if you can
All for you
And if you want to

You may be right.
I have an obsession.
But it may look crazy
Fight, and it's too late
It's too late to change my
I know that everything can be bad.
But maybe you need to

You may be right.
I have an obsession.
But it may look crazy
The lights
Don't try to save me.
I know that everything can be bad.
But maybe you need to
I may be wrong, but I think that you're right
I may be wrong, but I think that you're right

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Psy-Fi

The Doors - "Moonlight Drive"

Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
Let's climb through the tide
Penetrate the evenin' that the
City sleeps to hide
Let's swim out tonight, love
It's our turn to try
Parked beside the ocean
On our moonlight drive

Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
Let's climb through the tide
Surrender to the waiting worlds
That lap against our side

Nothin' left open
And no time to decide
We've stepped into a river
On our moonlight drive

Let's swim to the moon
Let's climb through the tide
You reach your hand to hold me
But I can't be your guide

Easy, I love you
As I watch you glide
Falling through wet forests
On our moonlight drive, baby
Moonlight drive

Come on, baby, gonna take a little ride
Down, down by the ocean side
Gonna get real close
Get real tight
Baby gonna drown tonight
Goin' down, down, down


English>Hausa>Kannada>Mongolian>Afrikaans>Chinese (simplified)>Galician>English


Noise Man, swim to the moon Let
We will always flowing down
Evenin 'to
Invisible city dormant
We love to swim at night
We show
Parking near the sea
Moonlight Drive

Noise Man, swim to the moon Let
We will always flowing down
Send world
Our friendship meeting

"Nothing Left
And no time to decide
We have a river
Moonlight Drive

Impregnation of the month to
We will always flowing down
You reached me his hand
But I can not be your guide

Quite simply, I love you
If you slip, I saw
Fall forest wet
Moonlight drive, baby
Moonlight Drive

Come on, kids, little pedestrian
at sea
Get real end
Get real people
Darling, tonight
Goes down, down, down. "

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