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Old 01-21-2014, 09:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In honor of my good buddy Smeenus, and me just being down right bored outta mind I thought this might be fun...

It goes a little something like this...

"Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but...... those aren't snow cones...(Fill in the blank with whatever you like)... Go!
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... so I won't.
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald.
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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paulie i don't know how to tell you this but your periods are attracting bears…

chin up bud.
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Old 01-21-2014, 11:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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paulie i don't know how to tell you this but your periods are attracting bears…
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Bears can smell the menstruation.
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Old 01-22-2014, 02:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this. but I stole your hair. Dreadful sorry.

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Old 01-22-2014, 02:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think that was the joke.
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Old 01-22-2014, 05:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that wasn't Bavarian creme in your Cock and Balls doughnut.
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DJ, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald, too
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^ woah woah woah.... he's only mostly bald...

Paul.... I dunno how to tell you this, but.... Darth Vader is actually my father....
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