The Paul I dunno how to tell you this thread....
 

In honor of my good buddy Smeenus, and me just being down right bored outta mind I thought this might be fun...

It goes a little something like this...

"Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but...... those aren't snow cones...(Fill in the blank with whatever you like)... Go!

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... so I won't.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald.

paulie i don't know how to tell you this but your periods are attracting bears…

chin up bud.

Bears can smell the menstruation.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this. but I stole your hair. Dreadful sorry.

Thread of the year?

I think that was the joke.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that wasn't Bavarian creme in your Cock and Balls doughnut.

DJ, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald, too

^ woah woah woah.... he's only mostly bald...

Paul.... I dunno how to tell you this, but.... Darth Vader is actually my father....

How DARE you people just come in here and flip me burgers over being bald, ferpisssakes.

I'm also old and fat.

You sir are neither.... (You are loveable, and got a little extra squish...so what)


PAUL I DUNNO HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE RAINING ON OUR PARADE.....

Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but you'll never see your shoes alive!

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that's not a pogo stick....

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... but I've been pronouncing your name as, "Pole".

paulito I don't know how to tell you this but they outlawed eating toadstool and sardine sandwiches, I'm sorry man I know that's your favorite.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but the cake is a lie.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but.... this shirt ain't big enough for the both of us...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... this is not the tour DVD for Prestige Worldwide... it's Boats 'N' Hoes. The NSFW version.

Paul, I don't know to tell you this, but those aren't pillows.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... you bought the NSFW version.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this...but peanut butter is best on a sandwich....

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this: ここになってしまう. I don't know how to read Japanese.

Paul I don't know how to tell you this……. but there was a mixup at Playgirl magazine and they did end up printing those photos.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/131/35...73ad500f_o.jpg

Anticipation I don't know how to tell you this...but that's ^ not Paul!

:laughing:

idk even know what i am looking at right now

a metric****ton of awesome... I dunno where to start it's so freakin awesome... (Shudder things nightmares are made of)

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that aint no damn hiaku...

boo stop double posting just wait your turn.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this.
Never mind. Issue resolved.

Paul I don't know how to tell you this but cross dressing day is Thursdays not Wednesdays.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but Michael Jackson came to me in a dream, and he does care whether you're black or white, and then he called you a honky.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, that's my sister's tu tu

Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but the tooth fairy doesn't provide lube.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're my hero.

^ I never thought I'd ever say this to anyone, but dude, you need to watch more TV...

Dunno how to tell you this but that guy in the rainbow ass chaps with tge lisp wasnt your new colonoscopy doctor

Paul I dunno how to tell you this brother, but you have cankles...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but that definitely isn't a mole.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but your moobs are out of control.