The Paul I dunno how to tell you this thread....
 

In honor of my good buddy Smeenus, and me just being down right bored outta mind I thought this might be fun...

It goes a little something like this...

"Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but...... those aren't snow cones...(Fill in the blank with whatever you like)... Go!

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... so I won't.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald.

paulie i don't know how to tell you this but your periods are attracting bears…

chin up bud.

Bears can smell the menstruation.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this. but I stole your hair. Dreadful sorry.

Thread of the year?

I think that was the joke.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that wasn't Bavarian creme in your Cock and Balls doughnut.

DJ, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're bald, too

^ woah woah woah.... he's only mostly bald...

Paul.... I dunno how to tell you this, but.... Darth Vader is actually my father....