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Old 02-03-2014, 12:40 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Paul I don't know how to tell you this but the paternity results came back and butthead aka 216 is your son.
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Old 02-03-2014, 04:28 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... last night when I told you I scored some pussy, I'd actually backed my Skyline over your cat.*
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this I avenged your cats murder...
Im scared but somehow strangely aroused.
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:12 AM   #63 (permalink)
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^ you should be...
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:15 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but I am the Batlord.
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:19 AM   #65 (permalink)
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So the pink cloak is to hide your true identity! I knew it!
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:26 AM   #66 (permalink)
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So the pink cloak is to hide your true identity! I knew it!
You've uncovered my true identity. Under my vagina coat there is my one testicle. It's a invisibility cloak, want to join me?
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:27 AM   #67 (permalink)
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No it's because she was breaking too many mirrors.
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:33 AM   #68 (permalink)
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No it's because she was breaking too many mirrors.
My mother thinks I'm pretty, you're so cruel. If I get covered in pig blood I will burn you alive.
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That's her f*cking job
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Old 02-03-2014, 11:42 AM   #70 (permalink)
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That's her f*cking job
Really?,does my mom make me more attractive? I thinks its Gods creation.
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