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Old 01-27-2014, 08:27 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but I can't think of anything clever to say about your birthday so I'm just going to wish you a happy one!
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Old 01-27-2014, 10:54 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I don't know how to tell you this, but thanks guys
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Old 01-27-2014, 11:04 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I don't know how to tell you this, but thanks guys
You should pick your top 10 or something...
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Old 01-28-2014, 12:58 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Yeah, totally! And happy birthday, Paul! What do you mean, "it was yesterday"? Can't I wish him a happy birthday if I want?
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Old 01-28-2014, 08:40 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Paulina i dont know how to tell you this but… she's only seventeeeeeeeennnnnn.
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Old 01-28-2014, 08:49 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Paul, I know how to tell you this.

Happy Belated!
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Old 01-28-2014, 07:00 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Thanks again everybody
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Old 01-28-2014, 10:40 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but there was a mixup at stripper headquarters
they put a male stripper in your cake....ssss...yeah....good talk...

Happy Birthday again love...
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Old 02-02-2014, 03:12 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... last night when I told you I scored some pussy, I'd actually backed my Skyline over your cat.*








*note from gtrboy: Whaaaaat?! [descending inflection] Too soon?
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Old 02-02-2014, 08:46 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this I avenged your cats murder...
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