Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but I can't think of anything clever to say about your birthday so I'm just going to wish you a happy one!

I don't know how to tell you this, but thanks guys

You should pick your top 10 or something...

Yeah, totally! And happy birthday, Paul! ;) What do you mean, "it was yesterday"? Can't I wish him a happy birthday if I want?

Paulina i dont know how to tell you this but… she's only seventeeeeeeeennnnnn.

Paul, I know how to tell you this.

Happy Belated!

Thanks again everybody

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but there was a mixup at stripper headquarters
they put a male stripper in your cake....ssss...yeah....good talk...

Happy Birthday again love...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... last night when I told you I scored some pussy, I'd actually backed my Skyline over your cat.*








*note from gtrboy: Whaaaaat?! [descending inflection] Too soon?

Paul I dunno how to tell you this I avenged your cats murder...