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Old 01-22-2014, 11:07 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Paul I don't know how to tell you this but cross dressing day is Thursdays not Wednesdays.
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Old 01-23-2014, 12:50 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but Michael Jackson came to me in a dream, and he does care whether you're black or white, and then he called you a honky.
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, that's my sister's tu tu
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:43 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but the tooth fairy doesn't provide lube.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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Old 01-23-2014, 08:18 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're my hero.
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Old 01-23-2014, 04:16 PM   #36 (permalink)
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^ I never thought I'd ever say this to anyone, but dude, you need to watch more TV...
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Old 01-23-2014, 04:22 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Dunno how to tell you this but that guy in the rainbow ass chaps with tge lisp wasnt your new colonoscopy doctor
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Old 01-25-2014, 10:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this brother, but you have cankles...
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Old 01-25-2014, 11:13 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but that definitely isn't a mole.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but your moobs are out of control.
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