Paul I don't know how to tell you this but cross dressing day is Thursdays not Wednesdays.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but Michael Jackson came to me in a dream, and he does care whether you're black or white, and then he called you a honky.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, that's my sister's tu tu

Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but the tooth fairy doesn't provide lube.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're my hero.

^ I never thought I'd ever say this to anyone, but dude, you need to watch more TV...

Dunno how to tell you this but that guy in the rainbow ass chaps with tge lisp wasnt your new colonoscopy doctor

Paul I dunno how to tell you this brother, but you have cankles...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but that definitely isn't a mole.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but your moobs are out of control.