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The Batlord 06-09-2014 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1458761)
Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord is illiterate!

Huh?

Neapolitan 06-09-2014 09:22 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord ruined your space-bar due to his illiteracy.

Paul Smeenus 06-09-2014 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1458782)
Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord ruined your space-bar due to his illiteracy.

You can't ruin something that's already ruined. It's like trying to ruin Asia (the album/band)

Janszoon 06-09-2014 09:32 PM

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this… нет хороший способ сказать, что это

Scarlett O'Hara 06-09-2014 11:08 PM

:laughing:

Neapolitan 06-12-2014 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1458755)
Neo, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'd rather eat Asia (the continent)

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... if you eat Asia, you'll only be hungry an hour later. :(

Isbjørn 06-14-2014 02:59 PM

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... I called your school's principal about that Batlord kid, and there'll be a a meeting with him and his parents tomorrow.

Paul Smeenus 06-14-2014 04:16 PM

^ my high school principal would be over a hundred years old

Paul Smeenus 06-14-2014 05:40 PM

Rah Rah Rah, that's the spirit we have here.

RoxyRollah 06-14-2014 05:48 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but those are not pom poms!

Sansa Stark 06-14-2014 05:50 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I know about your furry dreams. I know

Paul Smeenus 06-14-2014 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1460142)
Paul I dunno how to tell you this but those are not pom poms!



This is tho

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/pompom.PNG

Paul Smeenus 06-14-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1460145)
Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I know about your furry dreams. I know


Busted. Damn.

hate paper doll 06-14-2014 10:15 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I want my eleven dollars back.

RoxyRollah 06-15-2014 05:12 PM

HP Paul doesn't know how to tell you this so I will.
He used your eleven dollars for a male stripper and a box of zebra cakes!

hate paper doll 06-15-2014 05:20 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but up your standards man! You're totally worth the high class strippers.

Also, can I have a zebra cake?

Isbjørn 06-16-2014 02:04 PM

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but... those are not zebra cakes. They're cheesecakes with zebra skin wrapped around them.

The Batlord 06-16-2014 02:32 PM

Paul I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll let this video from back when Family Guy was till funny do it for me...



DwnWthVwls 06-16-2014 07:38 PM

Paul I don't know how to tell you this but every time you post or plug I can't help but think:





:P

The Batlord 06-21-2014 02:13 PM

^^^


Alright the first one's easy, but the second one is going over my head.

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 03:05 PM

Actually Batty you don't get either one.

That's great fidelity on that FM Ralph...I mean rostasi

The Batlord 06-21-2014 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1462466)
Actually Batty you don't get either one.

That's great fidelity on that FM Ralph...I mean rostasi

r00d.

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 03:12 PM

^ Tr00

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 03:30 PM

Lemme put it this way, Batty, if you don't get the second one you don't get the first one either

The Batlord 06-21-2014 03:31 PM

The second one's toilet reference too?

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 03:38 PM

^ They're both Firesign Theater references

The Batlord 06-21-2014 03:39 PM

You're a Fireside Theater reference.

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 03:41 PM

^ highest compliment anyone could ever be paid

Paul Smeenus 06-21-2014 09:03 PM

^ The World's BIGGEST used and losed dealership!

(I didn't know you lived in the city of Emphysema...)

Janszoon 06-21-2014 09:40 PM

The Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I took over your home.

Paul Smeenus 06-22-2014 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1462606)
The Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I took over your home.


Like the tropical fishes?


No more zizzing and dripping?

GuD 06-22-2014 12:34 AM

Paul I don't know how to tell you this so I'm not gonna tell you it.

RoxyRollah 02-14-2015 02:51 PM

Bump.Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, The Batlord is really in love with Plankton.

DwnWthVwls 02-14-2015 02:58 PM

Damn. That's fucked up.

ladyislingering 02-14-2015 02:59 PM

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but I'm appealing to the State to rename Seattle "Smeenattle".

Key 02-14-2015 03:00 PM

Paul I don't know how to tell you this, but i'm your son.

Goofle 02-14-2015 03:08 PM

Paul, I dunno how to tell you this, but mods also see spam.

RoxyRollah 02-14-2015 04:10 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, spam in a can is not for sale on this forum.

Carpe Mortem 02-14-2015 04:15 PM

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I mainly didn't care for Mulholland Drive.

Plankton 02-15-2015 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1551801)
Bump.Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, The Batlord is really in love with Plankton.

I have to tell you Paul, and I know how to do this. I secretly picture Batlords tramp stamp whenever I have a hooker bent over and doing her in the ass. I think I just got the butterflies.


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