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Old 01-22-2014, 06:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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How DARE you people just come in here and flip me burgers over being bald, ferpisssakes.

I'm also old and fat.
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Old 01-22-2014, 06:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How DARE you people just come in here and flip me burgers over being bald, ferpisssakes.

I'm also old and fat.
You sir are neither.... (You are loveable, and got a little extra squish...so what)


PAUL I DUNNO HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE RAINING ON OUR PARADE.....
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but you'll never see your shoes alive!
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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Old 01-22-2014, 08:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that's not a pogo stick....
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... but I've been pronouncing your name as, "Pole".
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
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paulito I don't know how to tell you this but they outlawed eating toadstool and sardine sandwiches, I'm sorry man I know that's your favorite.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but the cake is a lie.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:23 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but.... this shirt ain't big enough for the both of us...
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... this is not the tour DVD for Prestige Worldwide... it's Boats 'N' Hoes. The NSFW version.
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Old 01-22-2014, 11:24 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know to tell you this, but those aren't pillows.
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