Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but my moobs > your moobs

paul i dunno how to tell you that wasnt mayo

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but that bra size is too small for your moobs and lack support.

Dj, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're Paul.

Paul, I know exactly how to tell you this. That orgasm was fake. I just threw hot yogurt on your back.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but my smeenus is pauller than yours

Game over, uwin...

Music Banter I dunno how to tell you this but its Pauls birthday! !!
Happy Birthday honey!!!

Happy Birthday Paul's Birthday!

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but I can't think of anything clever to say about your birthday so I'm just going to wish you a happy one!

I don't know how to tell you this, but thanks guys

You should pick your top 10 or something...

Yeah, totally! And happy birthday, Paul! ;) What do you mean, "it was yesterday"? Can't I wish him a happy birthday if I want?

Paulina i dont know how to tell you this but… she's only seventeeeeeeeennnnnn.

Paul, I know how to tell you this.

Happy Belated!

Thanks again everybody

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but there was a mixup at stripper headquarters
they put a male stripper in your cake....ssss...yeah....good talk...

Happy Birthday again love...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... last night when I told you I scored some pussy, I'd actually backed my Skyline over your cat.*








*note from gtrboy: Whaaaaat?! [descending inflection] Too soon?

Paul I dunno how to tell you this I avenged your cats murder...

Paul I don't know how to tell you this but the paternity results came back and butthead aka 216 is your son.

Im scared but somehow strangely aroused.

^ you should be...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but I am the Batlord.

So the pink cloak is to hide your true identity! I knew it!

You've uncovered my true identity. Under my vagina coat there is my one testicle. It's a invisibility cloak, want to join me?

No it's because she was breaking too many mirrors.

My mother thinks I'm pretty, you're so cruel. If I get covered in pig blood I will burn you alive.

That's her f*cking job

Really?,does my mom make me more attractive? I thinks its Gods creation.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm Dirty.

Well then, take a dam shower.


...and use soap.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but I lost that book you lent me.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm Chad Kroeger. Obey me.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this.

So I'm gonna go, see ya.

Paul I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll type it. King Crimson is going on tour.

Yes they're here October 6th

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this.... but I like Asia by Asia.

Neo, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'd rather eat Asia (the continent)

Paul I dunno how to tell you this but The Batlord is illiterate!