How DARE you people just come in here and flip me burgers over being bald, ferpisssakes.

I'm also old and fat.

You sir are neither.... (You are loveable, and got a little extra squish...so what)


PAUL I DUNNO HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOU ARE RAINING ON OUR PARADE.....

Paul, I dunno how to tell you this but you'll never see your shoes alive!

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but that's not a pogo stick....

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this... but I've been pronouncing your name as, "Pole".

paulito I don't know how to tell you this but they outlawed eating toadstool and sardine sandwiches, I'm sorry man I know that's your favorite.

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but the cake is a lie.

Paul I dunno how to tell you this, but.... this shirt ain't big enough for the both of us...

Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but... this is not the tour DVD for Prestige Worldwide... it's Boats 'N' Hoes. The NSFW version.

Paul, I don't know to tell you this, but those aren't pillows.