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Old 06-22-2014, 01:29 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 01:34 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Paul I don't know how to tell you this so I'm not gonna tell you it.
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Old 02-14-2015, 03:51 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Bump.Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, The Batlord is really in love with Plankton.
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Old 02-14-2015, 03:58 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2015, 03:59 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but I'm appealing to the State to rename Seattle "Smeenattle".
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Old 02-14-2015, 04:00 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Paul I don't know how to tell you this, but i'm your son.
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Old 02-14-2015, 04:08 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Paul, I dunno how to tell you this, but mods also see spam.
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Old 02-14-2015, 05:10 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but, spam in a can is not for sale on this forum.
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Old 02-14-2015, 05:15 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Paul I dunno how to tell you this but I mainly didn't care for Mulholland Drive.
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Old 02-15-2015, 09:02 AM   #120 (permalink)
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I have to tell you Paul, and I know how to do this. I secretly picture Batlords tramp stamp whenever I have a hooker bent over and doing her in the ass. I think I just got the butterflies.
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