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Old 12-27-2013, 11:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2013, 11:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Trees don't have balls, I'm beginning to think this forum has something against trees.
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Old 12-27-2013, 11:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2013, 11:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:42 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Well if we were to assume that men only scratch their balls when said balls itch, then it would stand to reason that we scratch them neither too much nor too little.
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Old 12-28-2013, 11:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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The question is not whether we scratch our balls too often but rather do we scratch our dicks often enough.
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Old 12-28-2013, 11:12 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The question is not whether we scratch our balls too often but rather do we scratch our dicks often enough.
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Old 12-28-2013, 11:14 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2013, 02:49 AM   #19 (permalink)
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So what AND who cares if dudes scratch their jingle-balls sack.
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Old 12-29-2013, 12:25 PM   #20 (permalink)
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So what AND who cares if dudes scratch their jingle-balls sack.
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