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WWWP 12-27-2013 09:26 PM

Can Men Be Funny?
 
Can they?

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 09:28 PM

No, they rely too often on jokes that **** on marginalised people and lack for actual wit most of the time

The only thing I usually can laugh at about them is their dicks.

TheBig3 12-27-2013 09:28 PM

Have we been drinking again?

Dulce 12-27-2013 09:29 PM

Yes. Men crack me up. They make me laugh more than women.

zombie kid 12-27-2013 09:29 PM

Of course, but some aren't funny at all. I would say most are funny. I think sometimes women don't get our humor though.

Mr. Charlie 12-27-2013 09:31 PM

Some men have funny penises.

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 09:39 PM

But then again not all men have dicks

what I really think is funny is transphobic people who are just always doin' the most. With the least. That's what's really admirable, sometimes you just have to hand it to peasants.

Dr_Rez 12-27-2013 09:47 PM

No men can not be funny. Only women can be funny.

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 09:48 PM

:(

what about us nonbinary people :( :(

TheBig3 12-27-2013 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1399204)
:(

what about us nonbinary people :( :(

Using you as the barometer, no, they're terrible bores. Stiff, rigid, puritanical.

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 10:20 PM

That's just my dick, sorry

gunnels 12-27-2013 10:22 PM

I am man.
I am not funny.
Ergo men are not funny.

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 10:23 PM

You may not be funny but you are the cutest most adorable man in this general vicinity so that makes you still worthwhile

:love:

TheBig3 12-27-2013 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1399237)
That's just my dick, sorry

Maybe that's why you hate them so much.

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 10:24 PM

What, dicks? I love dicks. They go great in casseroles.

gunnels 12-27-2013 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1399244)
What, dicks? I love dicks. They go great in casseroles.

http://www.musicbanter.com/avatars/36045.gif

TheBig3 12-27-2013 10:31 PM

lol

Sansa Stark 12-27-2013 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 1399245)

http://grizzlybomb.com/wp-content/up...uue6o1_500.gif

Neapolitan 12-27-2013 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1399203)
No men can not be funny. Only women can be funny.

Funny ha ha or funny strange?

The Batlord 12-28-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1399181)
No, they rely too often on jokes that **** on marginalised people and lack for actual wit most of the time

I know. Dudes rule.

Exo 12-28-2013 01:54 PM

I always thought I was hilarious.

ladyislingering 12-28-2013 01:56 PM

dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.

Exo 12-28-2013 01:56 PM

You forgot wet farts and farts during church and yoga.

right-track 12-28-2013 03:31 PM

The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

Sansa Stark 12-28-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1399499)
I know. Dudes rule.

Stop talking to me, peasant.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-28-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 1399672)
The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

That's interesting, do you have an example?

WWWP 12-28-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 1399672)
The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1399686)
That's interesting, do you have an example?

This is a pretty good example.

Sansa Stark 12-28-2013 04:44 PM

hahaha, oh fuck.

Mr. Charlie 12-28-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1399633)
dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.

Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

ladyislingering 12-28-2013 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1399781)
Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

  • Dudes who think that women should be honored that a dude was so desperate to stick his penis in something that he raped them.
  • 12 year olds on X-Box Live that scream about their opponents fucking their moms.
  • Pedobear/Dolan (though I've gotten some lulz from those memes)
  • The Hitler Rap (also laughed at that, I'm so sorry, I'm a terrible woman)

zombie kid 12-28-2013 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1399781)
Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

Who the hell thinks rape jokes are funny?

Paul Smeenus 12-28-2013 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1399823)
Who the hell thinks rape jokes are funny?


Don't forget who we're dealing with here, ZK. Remember this?


http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/71...l#post1386321l


Nauseating

The Batlord 12-30-2013 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1399821)
  • Dudes who think that women should be honored that a dude was so desperate to stick his penis in something that he raped them.
  • 12 year olds on X-Box Live that scream about their opponents fucking their moms.
  • Pedobear/Dolan (though I've gotten some lulz from those memes)
  • The Hitler Rap (also laughed at that, I'm so sorry, I'm a terrible woman)

Alright I'd just like to defend the general concept of gamer rage. If an inanimate object is making you look like a suckass poondog then you have no recourse but to scream at it until your mother tells you to "Just turn it off."

Engine 01-01-2014 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1399781)
Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombie kid (Post 1399823)
Who the hell thinks rape jokes are funny?

I think they can work. Like this one:



Seeing as you're okay with jokes about incest, pedophilia, genocide, and torture you should really give rape jokes a chance.

Goofle 01-01-2014 06:25 AM

lol

Cuthbert 01-01-2014 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1399825)
Don't forget who we're dealing with here, ZK. Remember this?


http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/71...l#post1386321l


Nauseating

haha

I agree with his point though (the original one). I can't think of a single example where I'd show my cock to a child though.

djchameleon 01-01-2014 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1401082)
I think they can work.

They don't work. If they did people would post other examples. People that like to defend rape jokes only have one example to use and it is that tired video you just posted GTFO.

Engine 01-01-2014 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1401123)
They don't work. If they did people would post other examples. People that like to defend rape jokes only have one example to use and it is that tired video you just posted GTFO.

You got me there DJ. On topic you personally provide proof that, indeed, men cannot be funny.

djchameleon 01-01-2014 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1401127)
You got me there DJ. On topic you personally provide proof that, indeed, men cannot be funny.

Well your whole life is a joke so while men cannot be funny they can still make jokes.

Engine 01-01-2014 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1401129)
Well your whole life is a joke so while men cannot be funny they can still make jokes.

I take it back. Have you considered the stage?


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