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Exo 12-28-2013 01:54 PM

I always thought I was hilarious.

ladyislingering 12-28-2013 01:56 PM

dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.

Exo 12-28-2013 01:56 PM

You forgot wet farts and farts during church and yoga.

right-track 12-28-2013 03:31 PM

The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

Sansa Stark 12-28-2013 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1399499)
I know. Dudes rule.

Stop talking to me, peasant.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-28-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 1399672)
The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

That's interesting, do you have an example?

WWWP 12-28-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track (Post 1399672)
The funniest people are the ones who don't realise they're being funny...usually women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1399686)
That's interesting, do you have an example?

This is a pretty good example.

Sansa Stark 12-28-2013 04:44 PM

hahaha, oh fuck.

Mr. Charlie 12-28-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1399633)
dude humor:
  • farts
  • women making sandwiches
  • open and honest poop discussions
  • taking women in the ass
  • farts
  • women being "unreasonable" (when in reality we just don't tolerate your bullshit)
  • playing up the gay card in the most disrespectful way possible
  • farts
  • their own stupidity (and why it's ok to be stupid because they're men)
  • banging a bunch of chicks at once (because apparently it's not their responsibility to control their dicks, and also their responsibility to control women)
  • the ridiculous world of human emotions (and why men apparently have zero)

feel free to add anything I've forgotten.

Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

ladyislingering 12-28-2013 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1399781)
Rape, incest, paedophilia, genocide, torture; it can all be abstractionally reconstructed in a humorous way. Anything that can be taken seriously can be taken lightly. And vice versa. And why not.

  • Dudes who think that women should be honored that a dude was so desperate to stick his penis in something that he raped them.
  • 12 year olds on X-Box Live that scream about their opponents fucking their moms.
  • Pedobear/Dolan (though I've gotten some lulz from those memes)
  • The Hitler Rap (also laughed at that, I'm so sorry, I'm a terrible woman)


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