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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 12-09-2014, 05:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Says the guy whose country waited two years, until they were attacked, to start fighting.
I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...
Yeah that's exactly why people burn US flags

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Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)
Snus sucks, only junior high pupils use snus
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Inside the US they burn the flag because it pisses off their parents, outside the US they just need to keep warm.
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