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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America		4	8.00%
US		1	2.00%
USA		1	2.00%
United States of America		7	14.00%
anal beads		26	52.00%
United Beads of Anal		11	22.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

The Batlord Why America Is Better than... 11-04-2013, 03:52 PM

Dayvan Cowboy Canada is the master country... 11-04-2013, 03:59 PM

Paul Smeenus I go to Vancouver from time... 11-04-2013, 04:01 PM

Burning Down Fuck that shit. It's all... 11-04-2013, 05:09 PM

djchameleon They weren't that great and... 11-04-2013, 05:24 PM

Cuthbert k0RH0cYs4lw Why people think... 11-04-2013, 04:26 PM

Mr. Charlie We're all one. Hate me for... 11-04-2013, 04:27 PM

Dr_Rez Batlord I have watched you... 11-04-2013, 05:11 PM

Burning Down He expertly trolls the forum... 11-04-2013, 05:19 PM

Goofle I thought it was a meh post... 11-04-2013, 05:16 PM

GuD This has to be scripted... ... 11-04-2013, 05:21 PM

butthead aka 216 one of the best posts ive... 11-04-2013, 05:26 PM

Psy-Fi Thread of the year, Batlord!... 11-04-2013, 05:33 PM

butthead aka 216 asia/europe/canada = plebes ... 11-04-2013, 05:45 PM

Cuthbert Yeah top thread, lol'd all... 11-04-2013, 05:42 PM

Cuthbert FDwwAaVmnf4 Mitt Romney -... 11-04-2013, 05:48 PM

Trollheart I agree. Batlord is now king... 11-04-2013, 07:20 PM

Janszoon Yes, just take a gander at... 11-04-2013, 07:23 PM

Trollheart Hey! We have plenty of... 11-05-2013, 05:04 AM

The Batlord Bullshit. We crossed an ocean... 11-05-2013, 09:48 AM

Sansa Stark okay first of all....ew. @... 11-05-2013, 09:58 AM

Burning Down They have McFalafel in Egypt,... 11-05-2013, 10:10 AM

Trollheart Doesn't stop you from coming... 11-05-2013, 11:27 AM

The Batlord And? Australians, Canadians,... 11-05-2013, 11:36 AM

Unknown Soldier Apart from Canada, I doubt... 11-05-2013, 11:54 AM

The Batlord It's baby food. What do... 11-05-2013, 12:03 PM

Trollheart What ****in century you livin... 11-05-2013, 12:59 PM

butthead aka 216 soccer fans sayin other... 11-05-2013, 06:24 PM

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Sansa Stark Poll needs "anal... 11-04-2013, 07:32 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Lawl I added it in before I... 11-04-2013, 08:13 PM

Kanga ^^ Yeah, New Zealand is... 11-04-2013, 08:22 PM

Ninetales Remember when americans dont... 11-04-2013, 09:18 PM

Sansa Stark . 11-06-2013, 11:13 AM

Neapolitan Say what you want about the... 11-04-2013, 11:51 PM

djchameleon When was the last time you... 11-05-2013, 12:19 AM

Paul Smeenus Specifically 2004 when this... 11-05-2013, 12:23 AM

Neapolitan 2004 is considered the... 11-05-2013, 12:29 AM

GuD I hated this movie. Who the... 11-05-2013, 12:01 PM

Dr_Rez You would be surprised man. ... 11-05-2013, 01:29 PM

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Burning Down The McDonald's here have... 11-05-2013, 07:00 AM

djchameleon Canada is probably the only... 11-05-2013, 07:18 AM

Burning Down Only in America. ... 11-05-2013, 12:01 AM

Neapolitan ^ And this is Gerber's idea... 11-05-2013, 12:13 AM

butthead aka 216 supersize me was a big eye... 11-05-2013, 12:27 AM

Neapolitan The last time I ate Mc... 11-05-2013, 12:41 AM

djchameleon Specifically two months... 11-05-2013, 12:34 AM

butthead aka 216 http://memecrunch.com/meme/RYS... 11-05-2013, 05:05 AM

djchameleon exactly....so much time spent... 11-05-2013, 05:14 AM

Cuthbert :nono: Ders mar ta... 11-05-2013, 05:17 AM

Trollheart Love the Alan Partridge quote... 11-05-2013, 09:24 AM

Trollheart Pah! You call that drinking??... 11-05-2013, 07:15 AM

Isbjørn We have your beloved black... 11-05-2013, 07:16 AM

butthead aka 216 i really dont even remember... 11-05-2013, 07:31 AM

Sansa Stark Ever since I've heard of a... 11-05-2013, 10:11 AM

Ninetales wtf even is america's culture... 11-05-2013, 10:24 AM

Sansa Stark America's culture is everyone... 11-05-2013, 10:26 AM

The Batlord America's culture is paving... 11-05-2013, 10:38 AM

Sansa Stark Seriously stop reading Chuck... 11-05-2013, 10:38 AM

The Batlord Less Chuck and more Maddox. 11-05-2013, 11:00 AM

Sansa Stark Stil it would benefit one to... 11-05-2013, 11:01 AM

The Batlord Branches are for trees. 11-05-2013, 11:02 AM

Taxman Americans suck too. 11-05-2013, 11:42 AM

The Batlord The rest of the world... 11-05-2013, 11:44 AM

Mr. Charlie "I am not an Athenian, but a... 11-05-2013, 07:36 PM

Neapolitan Should we all be put on trial... 11-05-2013, 08:25 PM

Justthefacts I voted anal beeds. 11-05-2013, 08:39 PM

RiPS Yes. 09-11-2017, 07:13 AM

Janszoon It's our humility that makes... 11-05-2013, 07:47 PM

butthead aka 216 -you can tie in soccer... 11-05-2013, 09:02 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Pics or it didn't happen. 11-05-2013, 11:00 PM

Trollheart It didn't. Yiz are getting... 11-06-2013, 02:13 AM

djchameleon ties don't happen in... 11-06-2013, 02:30 AM

Trollheart I meant all the other stuff... 11-06-2013, 09:35 AM

Goofle Soccer > Amurica 11-06-2013, 08:21 AM

djchameleon MLS is horrible. I wish they... 11-06-2013, 08:23 AM

Cuthbert MLS is wank though. Only... 11-06-2013, 08:28 AM

Goofle MLS has Thierry Henry. You... 11-06-2013, 09:02 AM

dbprobeats I Want to be american! 11-06-2013, 09:08 AM

Trollheart What are you, a swallow?... 11-06-2013, 09:37 AM

Taxman American football and... 11-06-2013, 09:16 AM

Taxman Don't take it literally,... 11-06-2013, 09:18 AM

chris_mills Like how anal beads is... 11-06-2013, 09:47 AM

Janszoon People really object to the... 11-06-2013, 10:52 AM

djchameleon yes they do when it's in... 11-06-2013, 11:03 AM

Plankton As in "The Stupification of... 11-06-2013, 11:06 AM

Janszoon But the person I was replying... 11-06-2013, 11:07 AM

Cuthbert :eek::D 11-06-2013, 10:57 AM

The Batlord The Hot 100 : Page 1 |... 11-06-2013, 02:00 PM

djchameleon the gravy is bad enough and... 11-07-2013, 01:24 AM

Ninetales anal beads were invented by a... 11-06-2013, 10:07 AM

Plankton ...and the Blow Job was... 11-06-2013, 10:26 AM

Ninetales And yet our beer is stronger... 11-06-2013, 10:32 AM

Plankton Which is the reason for the... 11-06-2013, 10:39 AM

Ninetales Hmm first drinking beer is a... 11-06-2013, 11:11 AM

Plankton Point being that too much %... 11-06-2013, 11:20 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara 3BN1jSpiyIM 11-06-2013, 10:44 AM

Plankton Gary? 11-06-2013, 10:48 AM

djchameleon poutine is awful though lol... 11-06-2013, 11:21 AM

Burning Down I'm not sure where you got... 11-06-2013, 12:31 PM

Ninetales wups well you cant blame me... 11-06-2013, 01:01 PM

FRED HALE SR. I think she can blame you for... 11-06-2013, 01:06 PM

Paul Smeenus I had poutine tonight at a... 11-07-2013, 12:09 AM

Sansa Stark That quote is the treasure ... 11-06-2013, 11:22 AM

Plankton Da fuq? *looks up poutine*... 11-06-2013, 11:27 AM

Cuthbert I had to look it up too, but... 11-06-2013, 11:29 AM

Goofle Are cheese curds comparable... 11-06-2013, 11:42 AM

Cuthbert I think it's more like... 11-06-2013, 11:49 AM

Plankton I guess I shouldn't knock it... 11-06-2013, 11:55 AM

Goofle Gravy and chips is... 11-06-2013, 11:57 AM

Plankton For the same reason pickles... 11-06-2013, 12:02 PM

Ninetales God damn americans have... 11-06-2013, 12:12 PM

Sansa Stark Pizza Hut unveils hot dog... 11-06-2013, 12:14 PM

Plankton Hot dogs on pizza? Thats... 11-06-2013, 12:14 PM

Cuthbert http://images.wikia.com/halohu... 11-06-2013, 12:22 PM

Sansa Stark Honestly I've always... 11-06-2013, 12:23 PM

butthead aka 216 Dafuq is poutine and who... 11-06-2013, 01:42 PM

Plankton ...and Charlie Trotter (RIP). 11-06-2013, 02:07 PM

Goofle Not gravy and curry. 11-07-2013, 02:26 AM

Ninetales http://vancouverfoodster.com/w... 11-07-2013, 08:46 AM

Plankton ^would devour^ 11-07-2013, 08:47 AM

Dr_Rez Agreed, that looks so ****ing... 11-07-2013, 12:12 PM

Plankton Reminds me of the Loaded... 11-07-2013, 12:19 PM

Dr_Rez Als Beef Als Beef Als Beef... 11-07-2013, 12:23 PM

Plankton Pops is a close 2nd. But... 11-07-2013, 12:27 PM

butthead aka 216 Is poutine loaded fries or... 11-07-2013, 12:44 PM

Plankton Poutine is fries with gravy... 11-07-2013, 12:49 PM

djchameleon the gravy and the cheese... 11-07-2013, 02:55 PM

Cuthbert Americans invented... 11-07-2013, 03:05 PM

Black Francis This thread reminds me why i... 11-07-2013, 03:24 PM

Burning Down The thread is a joke. 11-07-2013, 03:41 PM

Black Francis Yea a Matt & Trey joke ... 11-07-2013, 03:59 PM

Trollheart Man that's one bitter post!... 11-07-2013, 05:02 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara http://www.bubblews.com/assets... 11-07-2013, 11:30 PM

Unknown Soldier I remember that Black Francis... 11-08-2013, 04:55 AM

Janszoon Unless I've missed some major... 11-08-2013, 08:13 AM

Unknown Soldier Oh is that where he's from. 11-08-2013, 08:29 AM

Taxman yeah, that goes to show how... 11-09-2013, 07:25 AM

Unknown Soldier Because you're a serious... 11-09-2013, 07:45 AM

The Batlord So you're from East Sweden?... 11-09-2013, 10:22 AM

Black Francis um.. yea.. what if i told you... 11-07-2013, 06:01 PM

Trollheart OK well I don't wnat to get... 11-07-2013, 07:03 PM

Dr_Rez Bro if you can take a dick... 11-07-2013, 08:58 PM

Key Speaking from experience... 11-07-2013, 09:52 PM

Neapolitan ... and which famous American... 11-07-2013, 10:28 PM

Taxman yeah, I'm the most serious... 11-09-2013, 08:17 AM

Unknown Soldier Usually on cheap Russian... 11-09-2013, 09:03 AM

Taxman Actually,we do not drink that... 11-09-2013, 12:32 PM

The Batlord So you'd rather live in a... 11-09-2013, 12:34 PM

Unknown Soldier ........and a capital city... 11-09-2013, 12:36 PM

The Batlord Finland has a capital? I... 11-09-2013, 12:38 PM

Taxman Well, actually we have a... 11-09-2013, 12:52 PM

The Batlord See, even the sun thinks... 11-09-2013, 12:56 PM

Unknown Soldier This sounds like a typical... 11-09-2013, 01:15 PM

Paul Smeenus Or the Pacific Northwest 11-09-2013, 02:59 PM

Taxman blah, it is not so ^_^. But... 11-09-2013, 01:04 PM

Taxman In Finland it is just too... 11-09-2013, 01:26 PM

Unknown Soldier London and the south east is... 11-09-2013, 01:29 PM

Cuthbert Go to London. I guarantee... 11-09-2013, 01:52 PM

Taxman Yeah, my English is not that... 11-09-2013, 01:34 PM

Unknown Soldier Actually your English is... 11-09-2013, 01:47 PM

zombie kid Some languages in Europe... 11-09-2013, 04:55 PM

Unknown Soldier You've been watching too much... 11-09-2013, 05:06 PM

Taxman Yeah, but here and there are... 11-09-2013, 01:59 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Well in Antarctica it is... 11-09-2013, 04:44 PM

Paul Smeenus Yeah but it's one hell of a... 11-09-2013, 04:47 PM

Cuthbert :D That is probably the... 11-09-2013, 06:57 PM

Lord Larehip I don't think America's great... 11-09-2013, 07:59 PM

Neapolitan America is great as grandmas... 11-09-2013, 09:52 PM

djchameleon What's keeping you from... 11-09-2013, 09:59 PM

Lord Larehip Little things like I don't... 11-10-2013, 10:43 AM

djchameleon If you care enough you'd... 11-10-2013, 10:52 AM

Trollheart Taxman (doesn't everybody... 11-10-2013, 11:22 AM

Cuthbert Concrete respect. I'll openly... 11-10-2013, 01:52 PM

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Taxman yeah. That's what I meant.... 11-09-2013, 11:19 PM

Taxman I think... Dunno. America is... 11-09-2013, 11:24 PM

Mr. Charlie Can you see the aurora... 11-10-2013, 01:44 AM

Taxman Don't know where I should... 11-09-2013, 11:27 PM

Key Lounge posts don't count yo. 11-10-2013, 12:57 AM

Taxman Oh lounge post do not count?... 11-10-2013, 03:23 AM

Key This being a music forum, I... 11-10-2013, 10:31 AM

Taxman well, where I live aurora... 11-10-2013, 03:31 AM

Mr. Charlie Nice. You have the best... 11-10-2013, 12:50 PM

Taxman So if I wanna be a serious... 11-10-2013, 02:04 PM

djchameleon All I'm saying is that if he... 11-10-2013, 02:41 PM

Mr. Charlie Agree with soldier. I moved... 11-10-2013, 05:01 PM

Unknown Soldier As you get older you also... 11-11-2013, 02:33 AM

Mr. Charlie I think it's gotten harder to... 11-11-2013, 07:41 AM

Unknown Soldier The world's got a lot smaller... 11-11-2013, 09:17 AM

Dr_Rez Im with 216, I think for most... 11-11-2013, 08:33 AM

p-bo You'd be shocked at how well... 11-11-2013, 09:32 AM

Plankton When I was in Germany there... 11-11-2013, 09:42 AM

p-bo I was there in the mid to... 11-11-2013, 11:40 AM

Plankton I forgot about the Turkish... 11-11-2013, 11:50 AM

Mr. Charlie Where in South America did... 11-11-2013, 02:11 PM

p-bo Mostly throughout Argentina.... 11-12-2013, 01:05 AM

Neapolitan Strange... because the... 11-11-2013, 08:44 PM

Key This thread is great and all,... 11-11-2013, 10:50 PM

butthead aka 216 in a dark dark place ma friend 11-11-2013, 10:53 PM

Key Detroit? 11-11-2013, 10:55 PM

GuD I hear the weather's nice and... 11-11-2013, 11:29 PM

Paul Smeenus It sounds more like Tacoma 11-12-2013, 12:09 AM

Key It's sad that I may be the... 11-12-2013, 12:34 AM

Mr. Charlie Nice. I always wanted to... 11-12-2013, 09:07 AM

Unknown Soldier Well Machu Picchu is pretty... 11-12-2013, 10:28 AM

p-bo I spent a lot of time in... 11-12-2013, 09:10 AM

Mr. Charlie That's largely what draws me.... 11-12-2013, 02:27 PM

Unknown Soldier Know it very well and it's... 11-12-2013, 02:35 PM

Neapolitan You and your Yes references.... 11-12-2013, 02:41 PM

Ninetales :0 11-12-2013, 03:46 PM

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The Batlord I ****ing hate heights, but a... 11-12-2013, 02:56 PM

Unknown Soldier Well when it comes to going... 11-12-2013, 03:04 PM

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Burning Down LMAO, like the ones at the... 11-12-2013, 03:33 PM

djchameleon You people are so picky so... 11-12-2013, 03:34 PM

The Batlord Yes. Yes they do. The entire... 11-12-2013, 04:02 PM

djchameleon No, it doesn't take away from... 11-12-2013, 04:17 PM

Mr. Charlie :clap: I'm tired of... 11-12-2013, 05:01 PM

Trollheart I know the one he missed!... 11-12-2013, 05:05 PM

Trollheart You know who to blame for all... 11-12-2013, 05:07 PM

Burning Down Some buildings even have... 11-12-2013, 03:36 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara My nana is really struggling... 11-12-2013, 08:45 PM

Burning Down k2-15mYWpmA 11-12-2013, 08:58 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara :laughing: That was... 11-12-2013, 09:02 PM

Burning Down She was a doctor too. Eleanor... 11-12-2013, 09:07 PM

Ninetales pays to be a god damn pokemon... 11-12-2013, 09:37 PM

djchameleon She's struggling because of... 11-12-2013, 09:52 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Actually you're wrong, my... 11-13-2013, 04:11 AM

djchameleon Okay. I'm wrong but the sin... 11-13-2013, 04:31 AM

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Ninetales wtf kind of trainer are you?? 11-13-2013, 08:35 AM

djchameleon I don't pet my pokemon or... 11-13-2013, 12:11 PM

Ninetales Youre an animal. When are... 11-13-2013, 12:32 PM

butthead aka 216 see guys its simple. just... 11-12-2013, 10:07 PM

Lord Larehip Nawwwww!! Just go live in... 11-13-2013, 05:09 PM

Dr_Rez Lord Larehip you just got... 11-13-2013, 04:59 PM

Lord Larehip Awww. (sniffle, sniffle) 11-13-2013, 05:06 PM

Lord Larehip You make it sound like you... 11-13-2013, 05:05 PM

Unknown Soldier You've clearly not read what... 11-14-2013, 02:11 PM

Lord Larehip If you retired at around... 11-14-2013, 04:59 PM

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Mr. Charlie Don't go if you're Armenian.... 11-13-2013, 05:12 PM

Cuthbert Re: Hospital, what do... 11-17-2013, 11:50 PM

Burning Down They can't turn you away.... 11-18-2013, 12:09 AM

Unknown Soldier I'm guessing if they've got a... 11-18-2013, 03:00 AM

djchameleon If they bill you and you have... 11-18-2013, 05:52 AM

Burning Down Well, in Canada you will... 11-18-2013, 08:37 AM

FRED HALE SR. Cobra or Medicaid/Medicare. 12-04-2013, 09:09 AM

Taxman As a Finn this American... 11-18-2013, 08:01 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara :laughing: I saw an ad for... 11-19-2013, 02:11 AM

Rjinn What is with you Americans... 11-29-2013, 05:08 AM

djchameleon I don't think any accents are... 11-29-2013, 06:02 AM

zombie kid When I was in school, one... 11-30-2013, 09:13 AM

Engine No idea what you're talking... 12-02-2013, 06:03 AM

Rjinn But what's appealing about... 11-29-2013, 07:08 AM

djchameleon Blame Crocodile Dundee and... 11-29-2013, 07:25 AM

The Batlord Yeah, cause everyone's always... 11-30-2013, 09:01 AM

Rjinn Yeah they mated too much. 11-29-2013, 07:50 AM

Cheese the only major problem with... 12-04-2013, 04:18 AM

Sansa Stark no it isnt 12-04-2013, 04:37 AM

djchameleon It's actually full of... 12-04-2013, 04:46 AM

The Batlord The only problem with New... 12-04-2013, 08:37 AM

FRED HALE SR. :) 12-04-2013, 09:10 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara The only problem about New... 12-05-2013, 11:35 PM

Taxman So you guys are still arguing... 12-05-2013, 12:41 PM

The Batlord Shouldn't you be off... 12-06-2013, 08:39 AM

Mr. Charlie Taxman is back. Woo hoo. :) ... 12-05-2013, 05:07 PM

Lord Larehip Once again American students... 12-05-2013, 09:32 PM

Mr. Charlie You're a fountain of... 12-06-2013, 09:04 PM

Lord Larehip Thanks. I feel so much... 12-07-2013, 10:57 AM

Burning Down They no longer teach cursive... 12-05-2013, 09:34 PM

Sansa Stark **** I hated handwriting... 12-06-2013, 12:31 AM

Burning Down I hated the lessons in... 12-06-2013, 11:01 PM

Sequoioideae Fuck it, let's move to... 12-05-2013, 11:49 PM

Cheese Mmm all that firewood 12-05-2013, 11:50 PM

Paul Smeenus My home state of Oregon ... 12-05-2013, 11:57 PM

Cheese The beauty of timber is it's... 12-06-2013, 12:46 AM

Cuthbert America does have 5* scenery... 12-06-2013, 12:08 AM

Paul Smeenus If you have Netflix watch... 12-06-2013, 12:22 AM

Cuthbert I don't but should be easy... 12-06-2013, 12:46 AM

Paul Smeenus http://www.maniacworld.com/mea... 12-06-2013, 11:06 AM

FRED HALE SR. That guy has never seen the... 12-06-2013, 12:02 PM

djchameleon :rofl: I like that movie... 12-06-2013, 12:13 PM

Janszoon I think my enjoyment of it... 12-06-2013, 02:23 PM

Sequoioideae Where men are men, and snow... 12-06-2013, 08:13 PM

Cheese 'Scuse my ignorance, but what... 12-06-2013, 11:04 PM

djchameleon http://www.enchantedlearning.c... 12-06-2013, 11:09 PM

Janszoon This type of writing: ... 12-06-2013, 11:10 PM

Cheese Ahh yip. We had that hammered... 12-06-2013, 11:16 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Same here Cheese. I finally... 12-06-2013, 11:26 PM

Cheese lol never got that... 12-06-2013, 11:27 PM

Scarlett O\'Hara Ah well, University is way... 12-06-2013, 11:32 PM

Janszoon What if you're interested in... 12-06-2013, 11:33 PM

Cheese Help is but a phonecall away? 12-06-2013, 11:34 PM

Cheese I found life to be exactly... 12-06-2013, 11:33 PM

Marti39 If Americans all have your... 12-07-2013, 08:26 AM

Dr_Rez http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/... 12-07-2013, 08:40 AM

The Batlord **** cursive. Whenever I get... 12-07-2013, 08:42 AM

Janszoon I'm going to ask Yac to... 12-07-2013, 01:15 PM

The Batlord It's not that I can't read... 12-09-2013, 08:55 AM

Lord Larehip A true lord would never say... 12-07-2013, 10:55 AM

Cuthbert Posting this here, do... 01-07-2014, 06:31 PM

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Cuthbert :d:d:d 01-07-2014, 06:48 PM

Paul Smeenus Speaking for myself(and in my... 01-07-2014, 08:15 PM

Janszoon I think this is a pretty... 01-07-2014, 08:26 PM

Burning Down I can tell the difference and... 01-07-2014, 09:26 PM

Janszoon I think it's actually easier... 01-07-2014, 09:31 PM

Paul Smeenus Do you say "oot and aboot"? ... 01-07-2014, 09:32 PM

Burning Down Oh yeah, I agree. I think... 01-07-2014, 10:09 PM

Janszoon People used to always ask me... 01-07-2014, 10:13 PM

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Cuthbert Some Welsh people could pass... 01-08-2014, 04:25 AM

Janszoon One Canadian accent that... 01-08-2014, 05:29 AM

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Key This is a pretty accurate... 01-07-2014, 08:29 PM

Cheese I'm forever asked what part... 01-07-2014, 10:15 PM

Ninetales Damn i just tried and I do... 01-07-2014, 10:58 PM

Burning Down Atlantic Canada has it's own... 01-08-2014, 06:34 AM

Paul Smeenus Well, evidently a lot of... 01-08-2014, 06:51 AM

Janszoon It's funny, I was never even... 01-08-2014, 07:24 AM

FETCHER. Scottish people would say oot... 01-08-2014, 07:12 AM

Cuthbert Z7xnjBoJHzE McDonald's: Why... 01-08-2014, 07:30 AM

Paul Smeenus Zack-lee 01-08-2014, 07:42 AM

Burning Down I think Canadians tend to get... 01-08-2014, 08:53 AM

Janszoon Well, to be fair, Adolphus... 01-08-2014, 09:05 AM

Paul Smeenus BsTv3wNFBsQ 01-08-2014, 07:31 AM

Cuthbert Aboat, oat. 01-08-2014, 07:38 AM

Paul Smeenus @BD: Tune In radio allows me... 01-08-2014, 09:16 AM

Urban Hat€monger ? There's only one nation on... 01-08-2014, 01:28 PM

Janszoon Yeah, Canada. 01-08-2014, 01:28 PM

The Batlord I'd mock Guernsey, but I... 01-09-2014, 01:00 PM

Urban Hat€monger ? Canadians are OK if they get... 01-08-2014, 01:31 PM

Janszoon I like them for their looks. 01-08-2014, 01:35 PM

The Batlord Oh my god, I forgot how... 09-07-2014, 09:57 PM

GuD How I Met Your Mother? ... 09-07-2014, 09:59 PM

The Batlord I can't stand that show, but... 09-07-2014, 10:14 PM

DwnWthVwls and robin is dick gold... ... 09-07-2014, 10:33 PM

John Wilkes Booth only the last picture counts... 09-07-2014, 10:40 PM

The Batlord That is a mighty fine broken... 09-07-2014, 10:56 PM

DwnWthVwls Works for me and it's... 09-08-2014, 08:56 PM

John Wilkes Booth ah you're talkibg globalism,... 09-07-2014, 11:16 PM

The Batlord Wal-Mart be praised. 09-08-2014, 12:09 AM

Black Francis You telling me? everyday... 09-08-2014, 09:28 AM

The Batlord Most spiders can't see... 09-08-2014, 09:52 AM

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11-12-2013, 10:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	see guys its simple. just move out of the country. abandon lifeling relationships youve formed and just pack up and move to mexico. the more realistic retirement strategy would be to plan ahead obviously and pay of as many things as you can. apply or any government benefits you can get and move to an area with a lower cost of livin. which is pretty simple given i can move 20 miles in either direction and see a drastic difference. also, america rules and other countries blow and are a bunch of soccer watchin fairies

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