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Old 11-04-2013, 11:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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With the success of my anti-football thread I figured I'd keep the ball rolling with another one that deals with the important issues of our time. Namely, just how much America rules. It can pretty much be summed up with three pictures:
Say what you want about the food, but judging from the picture at least two McDee's patrons manage to squeeze in some exercise before they threw caution to the wind and squeezed into the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.
When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

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Old 11-05-2013, 12:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Specifically 2004 when this movie came out


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Old 11-05-2013, 12:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Specifically 2004 when this movie came out
2004 is considered the 90's... only in America.
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I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
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I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
You would be surprised man. I know people that eat at least 1 time a day at a fast food place. not every meal but at least once a day.
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I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
My issue with that movie is that he was consuming damn near 5k calories a day. If you eat 5k calories of ANYTHING. You'd gain weight too.
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My issue with that movie is that he was consuming damn near 5k calories a day. If you eat 5k calories of ANYTHING. You'd gain weight too.
Not if your Michael Phelps.
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Not if your Michael Phelps.
does this look like Michael Phelps though?




Also I read an another the other day where Usian Bolt said he was downing 100 chicken nuggets per day with fries and apple pies during the Bejing Olympics.
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When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

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The McDonald's here have supersize options. I guess since they've already succeeded in fattening up the US, they've now moved on to the global population.
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