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Goofle 11-06-2013 09:02 AM

MLS has Thierry Henry. You should thank your lucky stars.

dbprobeats 11-06-2013 09:08 AM

I Want to be american!
 
this thread made me wanna migrate..

Taxman 11-06-2013 09:16 AM

American football and baseball are both very boring. Soccer is much more interesting and I would even prefer cricket rather than American football.
Also in Finland we have developed the idea of baseball and our version is much better than yours. It is called pesäpallo so you suck guys

Taxman 11-06-2013 09:18 AM

Don't take it literally, though

Trollheart 11-06-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1381200)
ties don't happen in football?

pretty sure they do.

I meant all the other stuff 216 tenuously linked. Of course you can have a tie, but here we call them draws. Happens all the time.

Trollheart 11-06-2013 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbprobeats (Post 1381289)
this thread made me wanna migrate..

What are you, a swallow? :rofl:

chris_mills 11-06-2013 09:47 AM

Like how anal beads is winning just because nobody wants to vote for one that includes any of the words: United, States, Of, America. Shows how popular your scummy country is

Ninetales 11-06-2013 10:07 AM

anal beads were invented by a canadian

checkmate america

Plankton 11-06-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1381339)
anal beads were invented by a canadian

checkmate america

...and the Blow Job was invented by a woman, so take that... uh... nm.

Beer! 'Merica thats why.

Ninetales 11-06-2013 10:32 AM

And yet our beer is stronger anyways :O


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