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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:39 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:48 PM   #72 (permalink)
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lol 1 goal in soccer game, 100+ points every NBA game. lol at US sports being boring.
seriously, people who think watching 20 dudes kick a ball around for an hour and a half without even scoring is a sporting event are mental.
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Old 11-05-2013, 10:02 PM   #73 (permalink)
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-you can tie in soccer
-having a tie is like kissing a sister
-all soccer fans like kissing sisters
-all soccer fans are into incest
-incest is illegal
-soccer fans are criminals
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Old 11-06-2013, 12:00 AM   #74 (permalink)
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-you can tie in soccer
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 11-06-2013, 03:13 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Pics or it didn't happen.
It didn't. Yiz are getting desperate now.
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Old 11-06-2013, 03:30 AM   #76 (permalink)
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It didn't. Yiz are getting desperate now.
ties don't happen in football?

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Old 11-06-2013, 09:07 AM   #77 (permalink)
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lol 1 goal in soccer game, 100+ points every NBA game. lol at US sports being boring.
2.4 in the Premier League actually. & You only get 1 point for a goal in football. That might have something to do with it.

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Old 11-06-2013, 09:21 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Soccer > Amurica
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MLS is horrible. I wish they would stop trying to make it happen. Everytime a match is on. I attempt to watch it and get bored after 10 mins.
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MLS is horrible. I wish they would stop trying to make it happen. Everytime a match is on. I attempt to watch it and get bored after 10 mins.
MLS is wank though. Only formed in the mid 90's I think it was, though I do agree they should stop trying to make it take off, it's not happening. Too hyped for what it is, look at Freddy Adu.
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