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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:29 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
You would be surprised man. I know people that eat at least 1 time a day at a fast food place. not every meal but at least once a day.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:36 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
My issue with that movie is that he was consuming damn near 5k calories a day. If you eat 5k calories of ANYTHING. You'd gain weight too.
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:37 PM   #63 (permalink)
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My issue with that movie is that he was consuming damn near 5k calories a day. If you eat 5k calories of ANYTHING. You'd gain weight too.
Not if your Michael Phelps.
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Not if your Michael Phelps.
does this look like Michael Phelps though?




Also I read an another the other day where Usian Bolt said he was downing 100 chicken nuggets per day with fries and apple pies during the Bejing Olympics.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:24 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Whilst I agree that the USA has the best of a lot of stuff and more opportunities than most other countries, it sure as hell doesn't have the best sports though. The sports seem designed simply to keep American minds fully occupied with action, so they don't have the time to actually think about how boring US sports really are.


soccer fans sayin other sports are borin???
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"I am not an Athenian, but a citizen of the world" - Socrates. That was 2500 years ago. We can think like that too. Let's.
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Old 11-05-2013, 09:04 PM   #69 (permalink)
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lol 1 goal in soccer game, 100+ points every NBA game. lol at US sports being boring.
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Should we all be put on trial and given poison hemlock to drink as well?
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