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Old 11-05-2013, 12:01 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Stil it would benefit one to branch out a bit...
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:02 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Stil it would benefit one to branch out a bit...
Branches are for trees.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:27 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.



Doesn't stop you from coming from European stock. What nationality are/were your grandparents anyway, Batlord? Enquiring minds want to know...
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:36 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Doesn't stop you from coming from European stock.
And? Australians, Canadians, Europeans, etc all suck ass in different ways, so there's no reason why Americans shouldn't rule on their own merits.

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Irish. Which is why I lean toward alcoholism. Luckily my family left that glorified potato farm and moved to a place where rain isn't a way of life.
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:44 PM   #56 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-05-2013, 12:54 PM   #57 (permalink)
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With the success of my anti-football thread I figured I'd keep the ball rolling with another one that deals with the important issues of our time. Namely, just how much America rules. It can pretty much be summed up with three pictures:

Europe: "But we have free healthcare!" Please. If there's one thing that Angela Merkel has proven over the last few years it's that all Europe is good for is being Germany's bitch. And we've made Germany our bitch twice in the last century so we still win. Not to mention when we got bored with dropping bombs on them we started dropping food just to mess with their heads. And we called it "humanitarian aid" to protect them from the Soviets!

China: Beijing is being slowly engulfed by the Gobi Desert. If your capital city is being slowly engulfed by a desert then you are officially a country full of losers. Next!

Russia: Alright, I'll give it up to Russia. They let their people starve just so they could buy tanks and nukes, which is pretty badass. But we still handed them their asses in the end so we'll be taking all their vodka and hot chicks with curiously erotic man voices.

Africa: Dude, do they even have countries or just "No Lions Allowed" zones? Oh and speaking of the blacks, slavery was obviously a terrible, terrible thing, but how have we paid for two hundred years of slavery and another hundred of segregation and Jim Crow? By winning the Olympics.

Mexico, Central, and South America: These people know what's up. Even they'd rather live here than their own shitty countries. Less spiders.

India: The most well-known person from India is famous for being hungry. At least Martin Luther King got some exercise. That dude walked his ass off. Wouldn't even ride the bus.

Australia: Those dumbasses are too busy getting punched in the face by kangaroos to notice they're in the ass end of nowhere. If you're a first-world country whose nearest neighbor is Antarctica then you should kill yourselves. You might as well just give it up and start a bloody civil war to finally get some international news coverage. You know, bomb a few cities into the stone age (I mean who really gives a flying fuck about Melbourne, Australia anyway?), stage a bloody coup and kill...whoever is the Prime Minister/President/Supreme Dictator for Life of Australia, and maybe even do a little ethnic cleansing for good measure. It's not like you people ever liked the Aborigines in the first place.

The Middle East: What the fuck is up with the Middle East? Every time I see any news coverage from one of those shitheap countries I always imagine it smelling like dirt, BO, and shattered dreams.

Afghanistan: Whether or not you're winning the war you still have to live in Afghanistan. Check and mate.

Vietnam: Alright so you won a war and killed sixty-thousand of us. That's legitimately impressive. But we killed, like what, over a million of you? So feel free to gloat while you're wondering why nobody showed up for Poker Night.

North Korea: They're sort of like that mean dog that nobody likes that's always trying to bite people so China has to keep it in the house but he doesn't really like the dog either so he's emotionally distant when it comes up to get a pat on the head so you feel sorry for it but then it tries to nuke Japan so you kick it.

Canada: The day you stop giving us maple syrup is the day the bombs start dropping.

Alaska: Alright so technically it's part of the US, but it just looks like Canada's taking a shit. I say we give it to them in exchange for Quebec. Not that we want Quebec but I need to punch some Frenchies in the mouth every now and again.
Apart from Canada, I doubt The Batlord and most other Americans would know where any of these places are

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Only in America.

Am I missing something, or is that actually Big Mac and fries in a jar?

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america has the best sports and entertainment of anywhere therefore we pretty much rule. sorry plebes!!!!
Whilst I agree that the USA has the best of a lot of stuff and more opportunities than most other countries, it sure as hell doesn't have the best sports though. The sports seem designed simply to keep American minds fully occupied with action, so they don't have the time to actually think about how boring US sports really are.

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America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!
I might have known that Trolly like any Irishman, would play the Irish card when it comes to the USA.
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Specifically 2004 when this movie came out


I hated this movie. Who the hell eats fast food EVERY day? Obviously it's not healthy but in moderation who gives a fart. I have more of a problem with the crimes of animal cruelty fast food chains are known for than the lack of nutrition in their products.
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Am I missing something, or is that actually Big Mac and fries in a jar?
It's baby food. What do babies eat in England? Curds and whey? What the hell are curds and whey anyway?
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It's baby food. What do babies eat in England? Curds and whey? What the hell are curds and whey anyway?
What ****in century you livin in man? We got rid of the workhouses too, you know!
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