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Old 09-24-2017, 06:23 AM   #511 (permalink)
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I have to. Whenever my passport is about to expire, I have to go to the embassy in Tokyo and get it renewed.
Can you not apply for citizenship or you just don't care/want it?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-24-2017, 06:24 AM   #512 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2017, 06:46 AM   #513 (permalink)
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If you're embarrassed by America then you need to fill the hole in your soul with more hamburgers.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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It's also so international. That leaning tower of Pisa burger has Cheddar cheese (Cheddar, Somerset) Hamburgers (Hamburg, Germany), Bermuda onions (Bermuda) all on a Kaiser roll (Austria) with a side of French Fries.
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I don't get why some places make burgers that high, you can't eat it without taking it apart in layers so why do it? Sometimes when I get just a normal burger and chips the burger is stacked too high and you need to flatten it down. What they should do is make them plate sized (or table sized for the Americans), still a large burger but one you can actually eat.

There might be an issue with holding it because of the texture of the bun, it might flop around.

Serve with a pizza cutter imo.
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This is more like it. I'd buy a 16 inch burger.
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Good point.

I don't get why some places make burgers that high, you can't eat it without taking it apart in layers so why do it? Sometimes when I get just a normal burger and chips the burger is stacked too high and you need to flatten it down. What they should do is make them plate sized (or table sized for the Americans), still a large burger but one you can actually eat.

There might be an issue with holding it because of the texture of the bun, it might flop around.

Serve with a pizza cutter imo.
And paramedics standing by at no extra charge.
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This is more like it. I'd buy a 16 inch burger.
This is my one of favorite sandwiches. It might seem ordinary to look at, but it's tasty, and contains four out of the five major food groups - which would make it healthy? Idk. It has thin sliced pork roast in Au jus sauce, with sautéed (sometime steamed) broccoli rabe, top with sharp Provolone cheese on an Italian roll.
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I'd eat it.

Do you make it yourself or buy it somewhere?
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Sometimes I feel bad about grumbling so often about events in the US, so I thought I'd mention here a particularly American story demonstrating the power of modest individual courage: Rosa Parks and the Montgomery Bus Protest.

And here's a pic taken fifty-eight years later, of a black US President sitting in Rosa's seat. So that's symbolic of another story which, despite some ups and downs, has had its feel-good moments too. It makes quite a moving photo imo.

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I'd eat it.

Do you make it yourself or buy it somewhere?
I make a pretty decent cheese steak, but I buy pulled-pork sandwhich here:

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