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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1380845)

:nono:

Ders mar ta Oirlund, den dis.

Love the Alan Partridge quote mate! :thumb:

In other news, still waiting for one of yaz to refute the point that you're all just Europeans anyway. Oh wait, you can't! America is made up of Germans, British, Italians, Spanish, Irish, Dutch and a dozen other European nationalities, all of whom made the country you now profess to be better than Europe. Better than Europe? You ARE Europe, just in another ocean and with some other assorted nationalities thrown into the mix! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1380696)

I agree. Batlord is now king of the Mega-Trolls! :bowdown:

That said....

America is a mongrel country. If it wasn't for all us Europeans there'd be nobody in the US of A, apart from the Native Americans. So unless you have NA blood in ya don't cry to me about Europeans! Europeans BUILT America. Boston has something like the highest percentage of Irish outside of the home country, and we Irish built your ****ing railroad, so without us you'd still be crossing the wide American plains in frigging horsecarts!

Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.

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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1380896)

We have your beloved black metal. Is that why you won't mention us, batty? Hmmm? :rolleyes:

Norwegian black metal sucks.

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1380785)

Say what you want about the food, but judging from the picture at least two McDee's patrons manage to squeeze in some exercise before they threw caution to the wind and squeezed into the pie hole a Coke, Big Mac and super-size fries.

The best thing about McDonald's, and all the rest of America's fast food culture, is that it's invaded countless countries and obliterated their cultures far more effectively than any army. I actually had a friend who went to China for a school trip (yeah he was a richie bitch) and told me he saw a Starbuck's in the Forbidden City. Take that, China!

And I remember reading about how lots of small islands in the Pacific are having problems with trash just because they use disposable diapers which don't biodegrade and they have nothing to do with them since they don't even have the space for a trash dump. Bahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1380795)

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country

I didn't mention it because a nation of convicts is actually pretty awesome. Too bad about their kids though.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

I already mentioned them at the end...

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If I've forgotten your country it's probably cause it's not even worth mentioning.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1380925)

Bullshit. We crossed an ocean just to get the taste of balls and Catholicism out of our mouths.

Norwegian black metal sucks.

The best thing about McDonald's, and all the rest of America's fast food culture, is that it's invaded countless countries and obliterated their cultures far more effectively than any army. I actually had a friend who went to China for a school trip (yeah he was a richie bitch) and told me he saw a Starbuck's in the Forbidden City. Take that, China!

And I remember reading about how lots of small islands in the Pacific are having problems with trash just because they use disposable diapers which don't biodegrade and they have nothing to do with them since they don't even have the space for a trash dump. Bahahahahaha!

I didn't mention it because a nation of convicts is actually pretty awesome. Too bad about their kids though.

I already mentioned them at the end...

okay first of all....ew. @ the bolded
secondly McDonalds in other countries don't serve exactly the same **** here. Like f. ex in predominantly muslim cultures the menu would be halal. So how is that exactly ~oblterating their culture.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380927)

They have McFalafel in Egypt, so yeah. Not obliterating the culture.

McDonald's in Serbia are designed like traditional European cafes, and they have bakeries and everything. And McDonald's in Belgrade serves beer.

They adapt to the local culture.

Ever since I've heard of a McFalafel, I've been lusting after one :(

wtf even is america's culture besides the proclaiming of the thread title ad nauseum

America's culture is everyone else's culture, but made in China.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380927)

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1380934)

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380937)

Ever since I've heard of a McFalafel, I've been lusting after one :(

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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1380944)

wtf even is america's culture besides the proclaiming of the thread title ad nauseum

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380945)

America's culture is everyone else's culture, but made in China.

America's culture is paving over nuance and creativity and replacing it with gloriously bland, generic consumerism. If we change the menu because of differences in local culture it's just a part of our devious plans to sanitize everything that makes them unique so that we can sell them iPads. God bless America.

Seriously stop reading Chuck Palahniuk

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1380950)

Seriously stop reading Chuck Palahniuk

Less Chuck and more Maddox.