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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The last picture is great. I would definitely buy it.
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
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Old 09-23-2017, 06:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
He went to the heart attack grill. If he doesn't eat that whole burger he gets spanked by the waitresses there dressed up as nurses.





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Old 09-23-2017, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
It's also so international. That leaning tower of Pisa burger has Cheddar cheese (Cheddar, Somerset) Hamburgers (Hamburg, Germany), Bermuda onions (Bermuda) all on a Kaiser roll (Austria) with a side of French Fries.
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It's also so international. That leaning tower of Pisa burger has Cheddar cheese (Cheddar, Somerset) Hamburgers (Hamburg, Germany), Bermuda onions (Bermuda) all on a Kaiser roll (Austria) with a side of French Fries.
Good point.

I don't get why some places make burgers that high, you can't eat it without taking it apart in layers so why do it? Sometimes when I get just a normal burger and chips the burger is stacked too high and you need to flatten it down. What they should do is make them plate sized (or table sized for the Americans), still a large burger but one you can actually eat.

There might be an issue with holding it because of the texture of the bun, it might flop around.

Serve with a pizza cutter imo.
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Old 09-23-2017, 09:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I always though it interesting that the US is one of two countries (unless the Phillipines has changed things) that requires its citizens to file income tax even if they live abroad and work in another country. And even if you give up your American citizenship, you still have to pay them for a few years after. Even if you were only a green card holder, same rules apply. It is the only country that I know of that forces its citizens living abroad to declare all their bank accounts to the Treasury dept. every year. But I guess Trump has to find some way to finance his wall...
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If you're embarrassed by America then you need to fill the hole in your soul with more hamburgers.
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