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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
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Old 07-09-2017, 11:56 AM   #461 (permalink)
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We had the guy with the funniest name sign the biggest. That's gotta be worth something.
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Old 07-09-2017, 12:00 PM   #462 (permalink)
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We had the guy with the funniest name sign the biggest. That's gotta be worth something.
The fact that his tombstone looks like an ornamental penis with a hand at the top makes it even better.
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Old 09-10-2017, 03:22 PM   #463 (permalink)
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Do not shoot weapons at Irma': Florida sheriff forced to tell Americans not to fire guns at superstorm after bizarre event

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More than 53,000 people showed interest in a Facebook event titled “Shoot at Hurricane Irma”, while 25,000 others said they were going to take part.

“Let’s show Irma that we shoot first,” wrote the organisers, as Americans added “nothing in the world can break the spirit of Florida”, egging others on with the words: “Stay strong, shooters”.
Probably the most American thing I've ever seen. Just needs cheeseburgers.
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Old 09-10-2017, 03:24 PM   #464 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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lol great gif, really goes with your avi and sig.
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Old 09-10-2017, 03:36 PM   #466 (permalink)
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Pretty much everything I do goes with my avy and sig these days. I'd be a straight up Nazi if I didn't think everything they ever did was stupid.
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Old 09-10-2017, 04:01 PM   #467 (permalink)
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****s sake! Reminds me of Chief Wiggum when Homer got pulled into the "third dimension", shooting his gun at the wall and yelling "Take that, you lousy dimension!" These people are beyond stupid. What would be great would be if they decided to "surround" the hurricane, some this side, some that, all fire at once, and ... well, you can work it out can't you?
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Old 09-10-2017, 04:30 PM   #468 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2017, 09:17 PM   #469 (permalink)
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Pretty much everything I do goes with my avy and sig these days. I'd be a straight up Nazi if I didn't think everything they ever did was stupid.
Nahh. This worked out perfectly for them.
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