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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
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United States of America 7 14.00%
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Old 07-04-2017, 02:31 PM   #451 (permalink)
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Since it's July 4th, I will concede that Seattle's skyline is stunning.

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Old 07-04-2017, 03:40 PM   #452 (permalink)
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Old 07-04-2017, 06:15 PM   #453 (permalink)
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American cities are so much 'bigger' than ours. I don't mean in terms of area or population but the buildings and skylines. Pretty much any decent sized American city has these impressive high rise buildings and great skylines. I wish we had more of that in this country, not even London has this. There's a few in the City but they're not really impressive in the same way.

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Compare to the American big hitters and this is average at best. Our cities make up for it in other areas I think but I'd like more of the high rise buildings added to the skylines. Edinburgh is probably the best looking British city I think.
Love Teresa May's escape rocket there on the right!
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Old 07-04-2017, 07:22 PM   #454 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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