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America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
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United States of America 7 14.00%
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:05 PM   #421 (permalink)
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You Americans are ****ing retarded for thinking paying a bit more money to make sure people without the (sometimes very large amount of required) money don't ****ing die when they get sick or don't remain eternally ill is a bad thing. A bit of socialism won't kill your income you selfish anal beads. You will still be able to work hard and receive stuff for it. And a bit of socialism sure as hell ain't communism or the death of freedom.
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:18 PM   #422 (permalink)
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Nice try commie

I'm told you guys get your milk in bags
Not even gonna try to come up with an actual comeback for this one. You guys are blinded by how ****ty russia was.
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:28 PM   #423 (permalink)
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How can a bag be better than a plastic jug that you can drink from like a savage? Milk sucks but I'm just saying.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:29 PM   #424 (permalink)
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****ing Elph you selfish bigot.
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:33 PM   #425 (permalink)
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How can a bag be better than a plastic jug that you can drink from like a savage? Milk sucks but I'm just saying.
No, milk doesn't suck, you suck milk.
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:00 PM   #426 (permalink)
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No, milk doesn't suck, you suck milk.
Nah milk is nasty and there's no reason to get used to the taste cause it doesn't get you drunk.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:10 PM   #427 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:37 PM   #428 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2017, 11:30 PM   #429 (permalink)
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What's it good for except Thelma & Louise anyway?
It's good for being grand.
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Numbnuts. Italy. Specifically, Sardinia. I'm move there in a heartbeat if I could find a feasible way to do it.
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