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Isbjørn 06-18-2017 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1847557)
If not dying is for wimps than I'd really ****ing like to be a wimp
What are you, a communist?

Oriphiel 06-18-2017 05:35 AM
I like to think that as soon as someone becomes a communist/socialist, John Lennon glasses suddenly appear on their face and a Gang of Four song starts playing.

Cuthbert 06-18-2017 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1847593)
I like to think that as soon as someone becomes a communist/socialist, John Lennon glasses suddenly appear on their face and a Gang of Four song starts playing.
Made me laugh.

:d

Janszoon 06-18-2017 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1846877)
I never wanted to visit the US and I probably never will. Maybe I'm just brain damaged. Denmark has all the freedoms of the US, and more. Plus universal health care is awesome. I get to live irresponsibly and have other people pick up the tab.
Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.

Isbjørn 06-18-2017 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1847604)
Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.
Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills

Janszoon 06-18-2017 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847607)
Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills
That's what you think but you don't know the Grand Canyon like I do.

Oriphiel 06-18-2017 08:08 AM
I don't know, I never saw Hamlet drop a phat soliloquy over soldiers marching through the Grand Canyon.

Cuthbert 06-18-2017 08:12 AM
When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.

Dylstew 06-18-2017 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847562)
What are you, a communist?
You act asif there's not other things I could be.

MicShazam 06-18-2017 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1847604)
Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.
What's it good for except Thelma & Louise anyway?

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1847614)
When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.
I never watched football (or soccer, to you Yanks), so I only think of 2 out of those 3.

If I have to boil my own culture down to stereotypes like that, then I'd say nothing is more Danish than vikings, Bacon and complaining about the weather.


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