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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
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United States of America 7 14.00%
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Old 06-09-2017, 03:30 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Yeah that's exactly why people burn US flags



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Inside the US they burn the flag because it pisses off their parents, outside the US they just need to keep warm.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-16-2017, 10:52 AM   #402 (permalink)
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If I ever moved to another country, I would miss corndogs and nachos terribly.
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Boooo America sucks get better healthcare
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:10 PM   #404 (permalink)
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Americans don't need no ****in doctors when we've got bootstraps.
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Those are lame as **** mate
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:10 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Bootstraps and prayer.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-16-2017, 02:13 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Those are lame as **** mate
Agreed man, doctors are boring as ****.
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I never wanted to visit the US and I probably never will. Maybe I'm just brain damaged. Denmark has all the freedoms of the US, and more. Plus universal health care is awesome. I get to live irresponsibly and have other people pick up the tab.
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