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The Batlord 09-08-2014 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1486316)
the way i've always understood it...

technically, everything south of the panama canal is south america. everything north is north america.

but then we throw in central america and the caribbean/west indies cause white people want to differentiate between america/canada from the brown/black people who make up the rest of north america. so central america is everything between the white countries and south america.

All this from a guy who calls himself "John Wilkes Booth".

John Wilkes Booth 09-08-2014 11:04 PM

we can't all come up with titles like "the batlord" now can we

The Batlord 11-15-2014 09:25 PM

It's been a year this month since I posted this thread, and it still lives.

Key 11-15-2014 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1508942)
It's been a year this month since I posted this thread, and it still lives.

It's a beautiful thread.

Drebion 12-09-2014 03:06 PM

Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)

Pet_Sounds 12-09-2014 03:39 PM

What a thread. :laughing:

The Batlord 12-09-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Drebion (Post 1520386)
Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)

You also have neutrality, which is fancy speak for "pussy".

Pet_Sounds 12-09-2014 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1520404)
You also have neutrality, which is fancy speak for "pussy".

Says the guy whose country waited two years, until they were attacked, to start fighting. :rolleyes:

The Batlord 12-09-2014 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1520416)
Says the guy whose country waited two years, until they were attacked, to start fighting. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...

Isbjørn 06-09-2017 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1520454)
I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...

Yeah that's exactly why people burn US flags

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Originally Posted by Drebion (Post 1520386)
Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)

Snus sucks, only junior high pupils use snus


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