Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge > Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls
Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 4 of 52 « First 23 4 5614 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-05-2013, 01:41 AM   #31 (permalink)
carpe musicam
 
Neapolitan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Les Barricades Mystérieuses
Posts: 7,710
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
supersize me was a big eye opener for me. now i know eating large fast food meals constantly is unhealthy. thanks morgan spurlock.
The last time I ate Mc Donalds' food was two years ago, and I got sick from it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by mord View Post
Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
Neapolitan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 06:04 AM   #32 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,992
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
Yes, just take a gander at these hardworking Irish railworkers:
Hey! We have plenty of hardworking Chinese here in Ireland! Just ask Father Ted...


Also, please don't insult the Irish railroad workers. My great-grandfather worked on the Southern Pacific, and was killed when he lay down to rest for a moment and an overzealous workmate hammered a railroad spike into his head!

Course, people were tougher back then. He was jitterbuggin' that very night!
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 06:05 AM   #33 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
Posts: 1,463
Default
butthead aka 216 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 06:14 AM   #34 (permalink)
A.B.N.
 
djchameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
exactly....so much time spent drinking when do Irish people have any time to actually do any work.
__________________
Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You're a terrible dictionary.
djchameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 06:17 AM   #35 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Black Country
Posts: 8,827
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post


Ders mar ta Oirlund, den dis.
Cuthbert is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 08:00 AM   #36 (permalink)
The Music Guru.
 
Burning Down's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
Posts: 4,858
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by djchameleon View Post
When was the last time you went to Mickey D's the 90s? They haven't super sized stuff in ages!

Also missed opportunity Batlord to mention how Australia was a prison country and to rag on New Zealand for their love of sheep ****ing. I guess you love LOTR too much to spill ill of the country.

Nerd!
The McDonald's here have supersize options. I guess since they've already succeeded in fattening up the US, they've now moved on to the global population.
Burning Down is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 08:15 AM   #37 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,992
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 View Post
Pah! You call that drinking?? Some of those people are conscious, for god's sake! Need more beer.

Seriously though, you people wanna stop raggin' on t'Irish bout ... bout .. bout our dependen --- depensen -- depundan --- relying on ackyhol. 'Snot fair ... we're no' a nation a drunks ... Slander ... I tell you now NOBODY --- an' I mean nobody is goin' t' slag off my country while --- wha? Your round I think. Yeah. Def'nitly yours. Got t' last one, 'member? Right. Mine's a double. Ta. Now where wuss I? Oh yeah, Ireland! Greatest country in the --- wha? Y'know, I never tol' ya this 'fore but (sob) ye're me best friend in all the worl'. yes, yes y'are. No, not the drink talking. No, mean it! I do! You wanna fight about it, ye bastard? Right! I'll knock ye flat! Just lemme get me coat off zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 08:16 AM   #38 (permalink)
cooler commie than elph
 
Isbjørn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: In a hole, help
Posts: 2,811
Default
We have your beloved black metal. Is that why you won't mention us, batty? Hmmm?
Isbjørn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 08:18 AM   #39 (permalink)
A.B.N.
 
djchameleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
The McDonald's here have supersize options. I guess since they've already succeeded in fattening up the US, they've now moved on to the global population.
Canada is probably the only country in the world with those options still. They took them away from UK locations as well.
__________________
Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle View Post
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You're a terrible dictionary.
djchameleon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2013, 08:31 AM   #40 (permalink)
Account Disabled
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies
Posts: 1,463
Default
i really dont even remember super sized options. still go to mcdonalds like once every 2 months or so and gorge myself on the dollar menu. mcdoubles for dayyyyys


america has the best sports and entertainment of anywhere therefore we pretty much rule. sorry plebes!!!!
butthead aka 216 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 52 « First 23 4 5614 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.