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Old 09-08-2014, 01:09 AM   #381 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:28 AM   #382 (permalink)
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Mexico, Central, and South America: These people know what's up. Even they'd rather live here than their own ****ty countries. Less spiders.
You telling me? everyday before i get to work i have to fight a giant puertorican spider named 'Hector' that wants to stabs me for wearing the wrong colours in his hood.
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:52 AM   #383 (permalink)
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You telling me? everyday before i get to work i have to fight a giant puertorican spider named 'Hector' that wants to stabs me for wearing the wrong colours in his hood.
Most spiders can't see colors; they can only differentiate between light and dark.
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Old 09-08-2014, 11:05 AM   #384 (permalink)
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Most spiders can't see colors; they can only differentiate between light and dark.
Also giant spiders named 'Hector' don't exist and we don't have a spider problem in south america.

i mean we have them but they're not much of a problem. (at least here in PR) you made it sound like south america is over run by spiders
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Also giant spiders named 'Hector' don't exist and we don't have a spider problem in south america.

i mean we have them but they're not much of a problem. (at least here in PR) you made it sound like south america is over run by spiders
Since when is Puerto Rico part of South America?
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Since when is Puerto Rico part of South America?
Since im stupid and didn't bother checking.. it isn't??

You didn't even include puertoricans i had to put myself in with the mexicans..
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after a quick google search it said Puerto Rico is geography located in Central/South america.
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Old 09-08-2014, 11:17 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Since im stupid and didn't bother checking.. it isn't??

You didn't even include puertoricans i had to put myself in with the mexicans..
I wouldn't even listen to you if you tried to say otherwise.
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:56 PM   #389 (permalink)
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after a quick google search it said Puerto Rico is geography located in Central/South america.
That might be where it's located but I'd say since it's part of the United States the geography is irrelevant. Wtf do I know.
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the way i've always understood it...

technically, everything south of the panama canal is south america. everything north is north america.

but then we throw in central america and the caribbean/west indies cause white people want to differentiate between america/canada from the brown/black people who make up the rest of north america. so central america is everything between the white countries and south america.
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