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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-30-2013, 10:13 AM   #291 (permalink)
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What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.
When I was in school, one year we had an English teacher from Australia and her accent was so awesome. It was a really nice change from the American and British teachers we usually had.
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Old 12-02-2013, 06:47 AM   #292 (permalink)
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The French are very good at potesting, I'll say that. Here in the UK we just moan about stuff but are seldom bothered to do anything about it. You didn't like being governed by Royalty, so you had a revolution and removed them, you don't like an increase in taxes or redundancies, you strike. Your tolerance for bull**** is low. I like that in the French.
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Old 12-02-2013, 07:03 AM   #293 (permalink)
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What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.
No idea what you're talking about. Definitely noticeable but it sounds like a less intelligent version of a working class Brit accent to me. Not at all sexy.
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:18 AM   #294 (permalink)
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the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:37 AM   #295 (permalink)
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the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans
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Old 12-04-2013, 05:46 AM   #296 (permalink)
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the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans
It's actually full of immigrants from everywhere else.
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The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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Old 12-04-2013, 09:37 AM   #297 (permalink)
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the only major problem with America is...................it's full of Americans
The only problem with New Zealand is it's full of sheep. And the problem with the sheep is that they're full of New Zealanders.
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Old 12-04-2013, 10:09 AM   #298 (permalink)
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Re: Hospital, what do Americans do if you need to go? If you need a serious operation and you have no money, then what do you do cos I'm assuming they don't just turn seriously ill people away? And what if it's minor, do you go in as normal then get billed for it at the end?

Here we just go to Accident & Emergency if it's urgent or just book an appointment if it's not. All necessary surgery (i.e. non-cosmetic) is provided free, everything is free.
Cobra or Medicaid/Medicare.
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The only problem with New Zealand is it's full of sheep. And the problem with the sheep is that they're full of New Zealanders.
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Old 12-05-2013, 01:41 PM   #300 (permalink)
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So you guys are still arguing about that? And still most of the votes go for Anal Beads cos nobody but the Americans want to vote for America.
Seems like America is worse than our ******* countries if we do not count those poor countries and Sweden.
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